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You are a Farrier. You enjoy nothing more than seeing a well-fitted hoof. Just because it's an animal doesn't mean it can't have a touch of style. Try this pump; here's a stilletto; my, did you see the calves on that pony? Size 6? Oh, madame, really! Still, there are so many hooves, and so little time, and you often miss out on the fun (and the better meme results.)
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"Truth! Justice! Freedom! ... And a Hard-boiled Egg!" - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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It is possibly worth mentioning at this point that Mr. Young thought that paparazzi was a kind of Italian linoleum. -- Good Omens.

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You are a Journeyman. You're perfecting your trade as you move around, packing and unpacking, town to town, up and down the dial. You're more traveled and therefore wiser than most, and you can entertain provincial townsfolk with stories about distant towns and strange customs. Maybe one day you'll settle down, but for now, don't stop -- Royko's Riveting Ren Fair Booth of Obsolete Job Descriptions

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You are an Accomptant. You keep track of the King's accounts, which is a fairly simplish job: his current holdings is always A LOT, and his expected revenue is always MORE. 'Sgood ta be da King. As long as there isn't a peasant uprising, you're likely to keep your head. Also, you're the only one in the office who knows how to use an abbacus. (Or multiply.) (Or add.)

I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not.