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It is possibly worth mentioning at this point that Mr. Young thought that paparazzi was a kind of Italian linoleum. -- Good Omens.

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"Aaaah sweet mystery of liiife, at last I have found youuu!" -Young Frankenstein

"Oh my mother Nut, stretch yourself over me, that I may be placed among the imperishable stars which are in you, and that I may not die." --From the Pyramid Texts

You are an Almoner. Not to be confused with an Almonder, you deal with an entirely different kind of nut...the poor kind. You do the hard work of greasing the skids of skid row. For whenever they're in need, if no one else can help, and if they can find you, maybe they can hire...well, you, 'cause you're the Almoner.

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i'd rather be crazy than boring

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You are a Farrier. You enjoy nothing more than seeing a well-fitted hoof. Just because it's an animal doesn't mean it can't have a touch of style. Try this pump; here's a stilletto; my, did you see the calves on that pony? Size 6? Oh, madame, really! Still, there are so many hooves, and so little time, and you often miss out on the fun (and the better meme results.)
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"Truth! Justice! Freedom! ... And a Hard-boiled Egg!" - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses.

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i'd rather be crazy than boring

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It could be CG. It could be IH. We're not even sure...
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"Aaaah sweet mystery of liiife, at last I have found youuu!" -Young Frankenstein

"Oh my mother Nut, stretch yourself over me, that I may be placed among the imperishable stars which are in you, and that I may not die." --From the Pyramid Texts

You are an Almoner. Not to be confused with an Almonder, you deal with an entirely different kind of nut...the poor kind. You do the hard work of greasing the skids of skid row. For whenever they're in need, if no one else can help, and if they can find you, maybe they can hire...well, you, 'cause you're the Almoner.

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i'd rather be crazy than boring

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lookit me, i'm postin! wheee!

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lookit me, i'm postin! wheee!

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Official Pineapple Master General of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination

He said 'It's all in your head,' and I said, 'So's everything'
But he didn't get it....

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We scraped along like rats, but now we will soar like eagles… eagles on pogo sticks!

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We scraped along like rats, but now we will soar like eagles… eagles on pogo sticks!

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Newest member of the Xtacles

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You are an Accomptant. You keep track of the King's accounts, which is a fairly simplish job: his current holdings is always A LOT, and his expected revenue is always MORE. 'Sgood ta be da King. As long as there isn't a peasant uprising, you're likely to keep your head. Also, you're the only one in the office who knows how to use an abbacus. (Or multiply.) (Or add.)

I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not.