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Definitely NSFW

Erotic Car Wash

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It's a car washing place in a sleeply little German town. You sit there and watch half naked women or men foam up your car. Um...


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is that not 1 in 3 rap music videos?


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While i'm not opposed to the idea, I wouldn't want them scratching up the paint on my car!

...but maybe with a rental car?


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They interviewed customers on tv.
One was a young woman with her boyfriend on the passenger seat. She said, "well I don't get that at home. He never washes my car!"


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Erotic Car Wash

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It's a car washing place in a sleeply little German town. You sit there and watch half naked women or men foam up your car. Um...


I don't know -- if that's soap, then blecch, and if it's whipped cream, then I'm just going to have to pay to clean it again anyway.

Anyone recall Cool Hand Luke? Big Grin


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I think theres an erotic hair salon somewhere in Sweden...


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It was linking to a site selling this. though now I guess they're not.





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ROFL!


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Oh I wish I hadn't clicked on that link...



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I always thought that as robotic technology improves you could easily start a brothel with those animatronic sex dolls. Selling sex with inanimate objects turns out to be legal in Canada to the best of my knowledge.

Canada's First Legal Brothel.
Cybersexland*

*All doll parts sterilized to operating room standards for you pleasure.


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I always thought that as robotic technology improves you could easily start a brothel with those animatronic sex dolls. Selling sex with inanimate objects turns out to be legal in Canada to the best of my knowledge.


Just don't try it here.


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Godzilla bukkake movies.

Damn. I thought I'd heard it all.


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This really takes the cake.




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This really takes the cake.


"What's this?" Alaura wondered as she popped a fork full of cole slaw into her mouth. "Yum..Creamy."

She clicked on the link...

and now the rest of the cole slaw will sit, uneaten, forever.


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Urggl. I think I may have to swear off all food, forever, after that, just on principle.


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A conversation with my friend Dan about this book, which sums up my feelings about it rather nicely:

Dan: Well, semen is full of fructose. It's very nutritious for sperm.
Me: Yeah, but that's like saying dirt is very nutritious for worms - or shit is very nutritious for mushrooms. That's great, I'm glad the ecosystem continues to function because of these things, but that doesn't mean I ever want to make a flan out of them.




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I think I may cry now. I'm not sure which recipe was worse...the one for oysters or the bar drinks.


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I was looking through that, and the husband starts freaking out and saying he won't have that on his computer.

I refrain from comment.


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