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October 19, 2008, 09:07 AM
His Noodle Girl
Er...odd erotic business ideas
Definitely NSFW

Erotic Car Wash

Picture Gallery

It's a car washing place in a sleeply little German town. You sit there and watch half naked women or men foam up your car. Um...


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October 19, 2008, 09:13 AM
Smaug
is that not 1 in 3 rap music videos?


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the parrot... ...gets tiresome.
the parrot... ...i ate him.


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October 19, 2008, 09:36 AM
Crow Girl
While i'm not opposed to the idea, I wouldn't want them scratching up the paint on my car!

...but maybe with a rental car?


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October 19, 2008, 09:59 AM
His Noodle Girl
They interviewed customers on tv.
One was a young woman with her boyfriend on the passenger seat. She said, "well I don't get that at home. He never washes my car!"


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October 20, 2008, 05:17 PM
the other duncan
quote:
Originally posted by His Noodle Girl:
Definitely NSFW

Erotic Car Wash

Picture Gallery

It's a car washing place in a sleeply little German town. You sit there and watch half naked women or men foam up your car. Um...


I don't know -- if that's soap, then blecch, and if it's whipped cream, then I'm just going to have to pay to clean it again anyway.

Anyone recall Cool Hand Luke? Big Grin


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October 20, 2008, 06:11 PM
smalltown
I think theres an erotic hair salon somewhere in Sweden...


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October 20, 2008, 07:03 PM
Cavenagh
Some might claim this isn't that Odd An Idea, others might leap upon it with glee. It's NSFW. Obviously. Depends on your work place I suppose.





Hermits have no peer pressure
October 21, 2008, 01:32 AM
Crow Girl
Cav:
quote:

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October 21, 2008, 06:16 PM
Cavenagh
It was linking to a site selling this. though now I guess they're not.





Hermits have no peer pressure
October 21, 2008, 10:33 PM
His Noodle Girl
ROFL!


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October 22, 2008, 05:37 AM
Maeve
Oh I wish I hadn't clicked on that link...


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October 22, 2008, 07:02 AM
Nemo888
I always thought that as robotic technology improves you could easily start a brothel with those animatronic sex dolls. Selling sex with inanimate objects turns out to be legal in Canada to the best of my knowledge.

Canada's First Legal Brothel.
Cybersexland*

*All doll parts sterilized to operating room standards for you pleasure.


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October 22, 2008, 01:29 PM
smalltown
quote:
Originally posted by Nemo888:
I always thought that as robotic technology improves you could easily start a brothel with those animatronic sex dolls. Selling sex with inanimate objects turns out to be legal in Canada to the best of my knowledge.


Just don't try it here.


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October 23, 2008, 11:31 AM
His Noodle Girl
Godzilla bukkake movies.

Damn. I thought I'd heard it all.


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November 19, 2008, 02:06 PM
Cyan Dream
This really takes the cake.




inagreyplace + colour theory.
November 19, 2008, 03:16 PM
Alaura
quote:
Originally posted by Inagreyplace v. 2.0:
This really takes the cake.


"What's this?" Alaura wondered as she popped a fork full of cole slaw into her mouth. "Yum..Creamy."

She clicked on the link...

and now the rest of the cole slaw will sit, uneaten, forever.


ego forceps ergo ego forceps


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November 19, 2008, 04:15 PM
Dweller in Darkness
Urggl. I think I may have to swear off all food, forever, after that, just on principle.


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November 19, 2008, 08:45 PM
Cyan Dream
A conversation with my friend Dan about this book, which sums up my feelings about it rather nicely:

Dan: Well, semen is full of fructose. It's very nutritious for sperm.
Me: Yeah, but that's like saying dirt is very nutritious for worms - or shit is very nutritious for mushrooms. That's great, I'm glad the ecosystem continues to function because of these things, but that doesn't mean I ever want to make a flan out of them.




inagreyplace + colour theory.
November 21, 2008, 05:36 PM
smalltown
I think I may cry now. I'm not sure which recipe was worse...the one for oysters or the bar drinks.


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November 21, 2008, 11:05 PM
Apathy
I was looking through that, and the husband starts freaking out and saying he won't have that on his computer.

I refrain from comment.


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