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This really takes the cake.

*ponders*

I wonder if the recipes specify anything that has to be eaten before the, erm, ingredient is produced. I mean, if the producer has asparagus first, wouldn't that alter the taste?

*is glared down*

*shuffles away*

Okay. Forget I asked.


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Having read this I have my own idea!

Very attractive woman, looks at penis, tells you it's perfectly normal and gives you a kiss on the cheek.

£10 a pop.



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that is so completely awesome!


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people could get gift certificates for a friend! Big Grin



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Domi, your idea reminds me of sth a few people did at a "bizaar" here (the idea being that of a bazaar with lots of weird things you could buy or do; for instance you could sit down on a bench & two people sitting behind a mock photo mirror - like in photo booths - would paint four pictures of you in different styles): you'd tell them a few things about yourself & then they'd praise you for 5 minutes, telling you how great you are. For an extra fee, you could even get a CD of the praise.


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Plug into the USB Port!


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Narrative Panties!

They each have a theme and a story.


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I cannot believe I now have that site in my browser history!


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Why am I thinking... "skidmarks"



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NSFW, obviously, unless you work in a dildo shop.

The best bit is the step-by-step instructions


ego forceps ergo ego forceps


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Plug into the USB Port!


ok, when i saw the one with the hand i totally thought it was for fisting. is that a bit wrong?


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...no.


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I'm calling you Ms. Fisty from now on!


Fistychadd?


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I think I just had one... there should be porn for nerds! There's the book nerds one, where there's a chance meeting in the library, they bond over some old volumes of Thackeray, and before you know it they're back at his engaging in a mutually fulfilling monogamous relationship. There will be books, spooning and Belle and Sebastian on the soundtrack!
This could be the first in a series. This could also be the stupidest idea I've had in ages. Big Grin
 
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Does this count?





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Does it make you feel like you are being molested by a slimy tentacled monster? Or is it what makes nubile young schoolgirls so irresistable to monster kind?


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Plug into the USB Port!
"hands free"? i mean, just HOW lazy must you be to want to get that?


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Hi,My cousin lives far away from the city and has wanted to change her job but is at a loss for professional support. She has told me that she would like to start a new business if she cannot find a good job. Can anyone please suggest any professional in this field that they might know?
 
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Hi natasha,
I have researching diligently for good professional help and I found a company that even offers phone coaching services. I think this would be ideal for your cousin. Take a look at their website and tell your cousin that their services can be relied on. Please check out: www.businessforsmarties.com.
 
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*snickers*

That spam was not obvious, nope. Very subtle. *nods enthusiastically*


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