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Melittosphex sapiens
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That's the terrifying thing, isn't it? That there are people who will actually refrigerate it, for the psychological pleasure rather than the physical. On the other hand: not hurting anybody (unless you count frostnip in the purchaser).

I understand the imperitives of fandom, I'm pretty sure - otherwise I would not have an AT-AT gracing my Globe Wernicke Patent Elastic Bookcases - but just the idea of recreating, as Cav puts it, an undead diddle has me squirming, and not in the good way.


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Actually, the shower curtain freaks me out more than the toy, but I can't even have magazines in the loo or anywhere else. I don't like things looking at me. Yes, I know the people in the pictures aren't real, doesn't matter.

That's one of the things that really freaked me out in Harry Potter - those weird pictures and paintings that moved and talked.

I dislike it so much that I don't even have photos of family or friends hanging on the walls.


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The shower curtain is pretty disturbing, I agree with you, it's sort of creepy to have a face in the shower curtain.


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quote:
Originally posted by Cavenagh:
Now Twilight fans can have a dildo that *SpArKLes* and of course you can totally recreate the Cullen member if you "Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience."
Guys, don't feel left out.


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That's taking vagina dentata to something of an extreme.


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the shower curtain is just... inSANE! It made me laugh out loud - looks like something from The IT Crowd...



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The theme of the books might as well be 'Edward Cullen is Watching You Pee', so the shower curtain makes a thematic sense.

But now things have gone through the looking glass

(Possibly not work safe. No nudity or genital imagery. But your mind may not be safe.)





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Cav, if I ruled the world, there's be a law that all reviews of teen vampire books had to be written by you.

(I think 'Edward Cullen is Watching You Pee', plus the coinage of the phrase "undead diddle", tells us all we need to know about the books.)


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duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. dear good lord, that is so very wrong. WRONGETTY WRONG WRONG WRONG.


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

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I can only hope this merchandise isn't authorised, because just the thought of someone signing the paperwork that it's OK to use my face on a pair of knickers, yeah, I'm OK with that.. that creeps me out even more.

Undead Diddle should totally be the title of some Zombie Porn!


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The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive

 
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Girth Hammer Lointhump Brooker - Domi, if you marry him, to have to hold him to it!


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Someone's taken this whole "sexy vampire" theme to extremes, I feel.


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That's the sleaziest pad I ever saw!


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Vulva - so your wrist smells like woman all the time.


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what
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I want to know if a) this is real and b) why on earth would I want that on my wrist?


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to attract a fertile mate in a nightclub - obviously!


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A pheromone trap!


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I'm not sure from the advertising whether it is supposed to be worn by a man or a woman. If by a woman - well, if I was forced to wear it (and I have to say, it doesn't appeal), I'd rather my own or a lover's, not some random stranger's. If it's supposed to be worn, or, hrm, just enjoyed by a man, it has a distinct whiff of the bicycle-seat sniffer about it. Ugh!


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I find the 'More Organic Content' advertisement at the end to be rather disturbing.


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