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Melittosphex sapiens
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I rather assumed that the 'organic content' was the main selling point. Now, whoever the babe on the advert is, I doubt she's the primary, er, producer. For all we know it's the main cottage industry for a nice group of grandmothers in a little Eastern European village somewhere.


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For all we know it's the main cottage industry for a nice group of grandmothers in a little Eastern European village somewhere.


you just made me snort tea out of my nose!

I was assuming it was for a man to wear, for those..uh..private moments. A woman wearing it just seems really really odd. Plus I imagine if it was supposed to be a pulling aid then the imagery on the site would have been geared somewhat differently.


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Plus I imagine if it was supposed to be a pulling aid then the imagery on the site would have been geared somewhat differently.

Yeah, that's what confused me. So, I think we're back to bicycle-seat sniffers as the primary consumer base for this. Bleucch!


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I rather assumed that the 'organic content' was the main selling point. Now, whoever the babe on the advert is, I doubt she's the primary, er, producer. For all we know it's the main cottage industry for a nice group of grandmothers in a little Eastern European village somewhere.


That is a terrible idea. A really really awful idea. Yes.


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This isn't really odd but...
The internet (and video games) iz killing our pron!

I guess it's just funny to hear the same complaints as in the newspaper and music industries. But it does make sense. Is pron for profit dying out?


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Uhm . . . . this article is just filled with quotes, but I'll go with:
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Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks, when planes crashed into the World Trade Center in New York City, the Pentagon and an empty field in Pennsylvania.

"I had a friend who passed away in 9/11," Hines said. "I promised myself I would create a program to store his personality, and that became the foundation for Roxxxy True Companion."


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Ladies,

Have you ever felt dissatisfied? Felt a little colourless? Wanted to have a tin lain around for people to be bamboozled and strangely intrigued by (even though it's now where you keep your after dinner mints)? Wanted to be totally covered in make up? Wished that things could be just a little bit pinker?


Really?

You have?



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Yet.)





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Dear fucking god, if that's what people are worrying about, then their lives are waaaaay too easy.


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Ladies,

Have you ever felt dissatisfied? Felt a little colourless? Wanted to have a tin lain around for people to be bamboozled and strangely intrigued by (even though it's now where you keep your after dinner mints)? Wanted to be totally covered in make up? Wished that things could be just a little bit pinker?


Really?

You have?



(Not available in neon.



Yet.)

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Coming soon in Lip Smackin', Finger Lickin' Cinnamon! Mint! Beef Jerky! and Tungsten flavours!

Get the matching lipstick and nail polish for free when you buy online!



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this sign was on the wall of the gent's of the japanese restaurant that sillypunk, domitella, limertilly and i went to when they were visiting here recently.

there were also leaflets to go with it, with the site address www.willybrush.com for anyone eager to click. its "the gentleman's hygiene brush", with extensive text on hygiene and disease prevention.


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this sign was on the wall of the gent's of the japanese restaurant that sillypunk, domitella, limertilly and i went to when they were visiting here recently.

there were also leaflets to go with it, with the site address www.willybrush.com for anyone eager to click. its "the gentleman's hygiene brush", with extensive text on hygiene and disease prevention.

Okay, admittedly a late response here, but it does seem a bit ... off. I don't really see the need for the off-center angle, unless your arms are too short to reach.

In a high-end lav', though, I could see it's uses. One gentleman stands by the sinks, offering you a clean towel; the other stands by the urinals

"Whisk your willy?"


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Now I want a willy, just so someone could conceivably ask me that question.



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yes, but it was in the ladies' loo too!


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what do you buy for the man that has everything?

though i suppose it'd be a bit like buying someone a packet of breathmints.


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It's getting them to stick there long enough that' s the problem...

"Freshen your willy?"

mmm ... tingly ...


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From Japan, with love: The Flip Hole



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I was a little bit surprised by the sneering tone of the article there. After all, in a world where possession of a rampant rabbit is considered pretty normal and certainly not for people that are "is too busy, too impatient, too socially retarded, or too funky-smelling to enjoy the comforts of a real, live sex partner."

A male equivalent is probably overdue, to be honest.


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I didn't agree with the article either. I watched the video and it really seemed like it would provide some very interesting sensations for men!



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i agree too, but the video is offputting SOLELY because of the guy's voice. he sounds like he's been given a peice of paper with the phonetic transcription of the script, but no major hints as to where the emphases should fall, or how excited he should sound. awful. Razz


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