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I worked for a small software company that was bought (temporarily, thank god!) by another one somewhat out of the blue. When we googled the new owner's (company) name, the quickest hit was for a Chinese male enhancement(?) lotion...

For secret santa/yankee swap* (*wherein you have the option of opening an as yet unopened gift, or taking something you know you want from someone else) that year, I bought a DVD of South Park, the movie, but wrapped it in the convenient amazon-box-with-a-window so that it appeared to be a 10-pack of the aforementioned product. Our office admin got wineglasses (or something) that she really wanted, had them taken away from her, and ended up with mine. Her reaction was priceless.

best.office.gift.ever.


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Why?


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I think that's disqualified from this thread as being possibly the most unerotic thing I have ever, ever seen. Honestly, I could be in a hot tub with George Clooney, Claudia Black and Richard Dean Anderson, and if one of them produced that, it would be all over, and not in a good way.


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it looks like one of those Japanese sweets!

I'd have to have my eyes shut, but even then I'd *know*



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Lady Clankington's Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities.


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OK, so... what would the C shaped, clamp-looking thingy be used on?


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OK, so... what would the C shaped, clamp-looking thingy be used on?

I'm assuming it is supposed to surround the man's ermm.... yeah.
Right?


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That was my assumption. Instead of a sleeve sort of thing. I figured the ring was incomplete in order to make it adjustable...


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High heels for babies

I realise it's just a novelty thing, but it does make me uncomfortable. Why not stick 'em in a mini skirt and sparkly bra while you're at it?


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High heels for babies

I realise it's just a novelty thing, but it does make me uncomfortable. Why not stick 'em in a mini skirt and sparkly bra while you're at it?

Ugh - I think they are vile and creepy.


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See they remind me of miss piggy's shoes Big Grin
 
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This one is actually pretty cool.

The bra that could save your life.


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You're totally right that is pretty cool; I like how they made a slight mention of counter part for men, I would love to see what that would look like.


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Sex toy drive through.


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Sex toy drive through.

<speaker>Please fill out the medical reason form along with your order</speaker>
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<speaker>I'm sorry, but you'll need to clarify I NEED IT BAD!; believe me, you don't want to be audited for this</speaker>


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Stress relief is a medical purpose, right? Or you could go the old fashioned route and say you're only preventing hysteria.


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This is just sad.


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China's latest boob-growing technology.


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