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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR!
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Sex toy drive through.

<speaker>Please fill out the medical reason form along with your order</speaker>
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<speaker>I'm sorry, but you'll need to clarify I NEED IT BAD!; believe me, you don't want to be audited for this</speaker>


OMG. BWAHAHAHAHAHA


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Erotic toilet paper.


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Erotic toilet paper.


OK, so we all know I can't resist a click, but why is there a poll on how you would use this product?


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I don't think you can use it,... *thinks about the many ways of "using it"*... because if you use it, you ruin it.

A gag gift for your favorite weaboo man-child?
 
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Power chord.


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This . . . is kind of disturbing.


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This . . . is kind of disturbing.

Genuine question: why would any man, anywhere, see that and think "oooh, yeah, baby"? Wouldn't the creepy factor totally outweigh the pleasure of any simple physical stimulus?


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Uh, no thank you.


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An inflatable sex doll that looks like Mylie Cyrus?


I have no idea if it does or not because I really am too lazy to look for pictures of Mylie Cyrus and compare them to inflatable goods packaging.





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An inflatable sex doll that looks like Mylie Cyrus?


I have no idea if it does or not because I really am too lazy to look for pictures of Mylie Cyrus and compare them to inflatable goods packaging.


No, but as always the customer reviews are good reading!


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No, but as always the customer reviews are good reading!

I'm concerned, but not all that surprised, that among the 'also viewed items by them what done viewed this one' is Tron: Legacy (Two-Disc Blu-ray / DVD Combo).

Whatever gets you off, man.


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oh gads, I just read the product features!


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No, but as always the customer reviews are good reading!

I'm concerned, but not all that surprised, that among the 'also viewed items by them what done viewed this one' is Tron: Legacy (Two-Disc Blu-ray / DVD Combo).

Whatever gets you off, man.


I noticed this as well.


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No, but as always the customer reviews are good reading!

I'm concerned, but not all that surprised, that among the 'also viewed items by them what done viewed this one' is Tron: Legacy (Two-Disc Blu-ray / DVD Combo).

Whatever gets you off, man.


I noticed this as well.

I'd like to see it go the other way -
"I see you like Disney movies and Jeff Bridges. You might also like inflatable sex toys and personal pleasure appliances. Special today - Sanrio Sex Lube!"


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I was deeply perturbed to discover that there is a Simpsons Pr0n DVD out there.


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Celebrate the Royal Wedding with your own commemorative cock ring.

Between this and the fridge, I'd pick the ring.





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Celebrate the Royal Wedding with your own commemorative cock ring.

Between this and the fridge, I'd pick the ring.


Congratulations, you've made a link I don't want to click!


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"Sperm Collector"


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Oh, Japan, why are you so weird?


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