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Originally posted by Cavenagh:
Celebrate the Royal Wedding with your own commemorative cock ring.

Between this and the fridge, I'd pick the ring.


Congratulations, you've made a link I don't want to click!


You the one with the frige, right? It's the more idsturbing of the two.

(The cock ring isn't, as I'd imagined, a cock ring with a replica of William and Kate's face where the interesting bit goes.)


 
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man, that cock ring's rubbish! It's not even red, white and blue!



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It IS disappointing.

The Japanese kiss machine is very disturbing. I mean, it's just a plastic thingy taht recreates a certain movement. From that, this weird man has imagined that a pop star could 'record' their kiss and sell it to their fans! (I find it hilarious that he seems to think this is the dog's bollocks, once they get a few minor detailes finalised, namely the smell, taste and moistnes sof lips and tongue. Yeah, that's the easy part!)


 
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I find it strange that he thinks a kiss is all about the tongue. I don't enjoy being slurped.



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Yeah, that was my thought, too. I am not a fan of propeller tongue, and that machine can only do propeller tongue.


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I want to change my name to Big Slurpy.


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I want to change my name to Big Slurpy.


I totally endorse that.


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Tenga releases invasion movie-themed sex toy.


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I don't have the words. But I'm sure someone around here does.


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The Karma Sheetra.


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The Karma Sheetra.


Storage isn't a problem - just tuck it between your DDR pad and Twister in the 'game pantry.'


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"An alarm clock that wakes you with pleasure."


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How is that odd? I think it's kind of awesome!


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I like the quote from Claudius Galen at the bottom. This does sound like an awesome idea.


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"do not use during takeoff and landing". LOVE it.


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I'm surprised nobody thought up one of these before. What a great idea!


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Utterly unsafe for work, small children or prudes who live anywhere near you...

click if you dare for a story about a professor doing an after school demo of a 'fucksaw'

Also: Ow.



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Also: Ow.


seriously!
 
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Anyone in the military?


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I was torn between posting that iPad Fleshlight case, and posting this.


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