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Melittosphex sapiens
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It wasn't so much the spray that weirded me out, but the pair of disembodied buttocks they were using the spray on. Seriously, I cannot imagine a scenario where that would be erotic.


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No. Just... no.

(Source. SFW, but you might snortgiggle.)
 
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If you want to bulk-buy for those tender moments.

The customer reviews give me hope for humanity, as does the "customers who viewed this item also viewed" list.

(via Scalzi on twitter.)


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Originally posted by Hive:
If you want to bulk-buy for those tender moments.

The customer reviews give me hope for humanity, as does the "customers who viewed this item also viewed" list.

(via Scalzi on twitter.)


$1500?!?!

55 gallons = approx 208 liters

simple lubricant recipe = 4 grams guar gum powder to 1 liter H20

4g x 208 = 832 grams of guar gum powder you'd need for a 55 gallons of water

900 grams of guar gum (2 bags) plus shipping = $29.78

and the heck with the drum MAKE IT IN THE BATHTUB WOOOOOO! Red Face
 
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I dare you to sell "homemade personal lubricant" at the local farmer's market.


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Originally posted by Big Flinchy!:
I dare you to sell "homemade personal lubricant" at the local farmer's market.


I'm sure if you can somehow market it as 'Organic' it'd be a big seller!



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Furi's Love Mucus - for when you want it messy!

*patents baziilion dollar idea*
 
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Hive, those reviews left me laughing uncontrollably!
Sometimes people are awesome.


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I like it maybe 63 percent!
 
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Japanese boob jelly treats.

Well of course.


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Japanese boob jelly treats.

Well of course.

LOL
It is a strange world to say the least...


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The Tardis Tickler.


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I'm not entirely sure what to say about this here wedding dress with a giant vagina on the front of it except perhaps NO.



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OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

From the incredibly perky-sounding instructions: "...it is highly recommended you don't finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean!"

*covers face with hands, weeps for mankind*


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Going to a strip club? Wear Liquid Lapdance!

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1. They moisturize and lubricate your penis. A moisturized penis is more sensitive than a dry penis. As the dancer glides her body over yours, you will feel her much more intensely. One reviewer described it as the difference between standard and high definition.

2. They provide you with the space to get fully-erect. Most underwear is not designed to be worn when you’re rock hard. Ours is. Expand in comfort.

3. They take the pain out of lap dances. Dry lap dances can be quite painful. Many guys avoid lap dances for this reason. Liquid Lapdance takes the pain out of lap dances. We’ve tested them with big butts, bony butts and even granny butts! No pain, our testers still made it rain! LL is designed for the grind!

4. They contain your semen. When a guy has an orgasm during a lap dance, it can be quite awkward if he’s not wearing Liquid Lapdance. A wet stain typically forms on the guy’s crotch, and semen may get on the dancer, where it is often unwelcome. With Liquid Lapdance, you can relax and fully-enjoy the orgasm without worrying about minimizing or containing ejaculation as you might in regular underwear.

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What.


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I present this without comment:

http://eroticacakes.com/


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

blog: http://limertillysfoodporn.wordpress.com/

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I can't really think where to put this and this seemed as good a thread as any, so...

After my neck/shoulder surgery I ended up sleeping better in my recliner. I move a lot less and I don't end up on either side, with the pillow scrunched under my neck, or the neck pillow under my neck.

I have tried sleeping in my bed and it's OK for a few days, maybe a week, and then my neck starts hurting, I wake up just enough to roll over, hurt, roll over, repeat. And I end up waking up with a headache and being cranky from lack of sleep. Also that messes with my blood sugars, but that's a whole 'nother tangent.

Anyway. I like how the recliner angles my body upwards, but also how it curves in. I found a pillow on Amazon that's a curved wedge and so I went a-googling, search parameters: curved wedge pillow

I found a site with lots of pillows, one of them is called Liberator Wedge/Ramp Combo Sex Pillow and well... it looks like it may do the job and be durable enough to sleep on every night.

And well... I need a sex pillow and I had a feeling that some of you lot will find that amusing. Smile



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Penis themed restaurant



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