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Charlene: I've been to Paradise/Never been to me

Translation:
OMG I spent all my best years fucking my way through the international jet set world! I should have been content with my role as wife and mother, because as everybody knows those are the only two options a woman has!
And now I'm going to let you vicariously and droolingly live through my upper class whore experiences. But at the end I'm gonna tack my moral on it so you can be all relieved that you stayed in your boring, frustrating little life and never try to change anything that would bother your husband and society, like get a job or something.

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Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life
You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do
But, I wish someone had talked to me
Like I wanna talk to you.....

Oh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run
I took the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me

Please lady, please lady, don't just walk away
'Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone today
I can see so much of me still living in your eyes
Won't you share a part of a weary heart that has lived million lies....

Oh, I've been to Niece and the Isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht
I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

[spoken]
Hey, you know what paradise is?
It's a lie, a fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be
But you know what truth is?
It's that little baby you're holding, it's that man you fought with this morning
The same one you're going to make love with tonight
That's truth, that's love......

Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children that might have made me complete
But I took the sweet life, I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet
I've spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
Hey lady......
I've been to paradise, (I've been to paradise)
But I've never been to me

(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to Neice and the isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to cryin' for unborn children that might have made me complete)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)
I've been to paradise, never been to me


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oh ye gads... my Mum lurved that song! She'd get all teary eyed and sing along and it just made me wanna barf!

ghastly little tune. and she could never hit a note properly either.



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theres a song by a rap group i like called dark lotus and one of the rappers has the worst line ever...


"swiming through water looking for blood like I'm a shark, but I'm not a shark! I'm a blood sucking retard!"

Well mister joe, you've got the retard part right. Roll Eyes
 
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Oh, all you lovely people, this is fabulous, especially this:
quote:
Originally posted by cloverheart:
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I just want someone that I can talk to

Get a dog.

And Jocelyn, I totally agree about "Don't you Wish your Girlfriend was Hot Like Me" - I always hate the notion that the best way either to entice a man or get revenge on him is by slagging off another woman. Gah.


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OK, I hate a lot fo songs... And "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me" is in the top 10... Also "summer girls"... but ranking at number 1 of lyrics I hate is "it wasn't me", by Shaggy (dumb name isn't it?)

quote:
(feat. Ricardo Ducent)
(Yo', man) Yo'
(Open up, man) What do you want, man?
(My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?
(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?
(The girl next door, you know) Man
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
(Alright)

First off, I hate both of you already. Cheating on your wife (or girlfriend) isn't something you take lightly. (at least she won't anyway...) And who was it then, your fucking evil twin? Give me a break.

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Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor

AAAAA! I don't WANT to picture it. Oh god, mind bleach! MIND BLEACH!!!

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How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

...um, yeah... so she was just sitting their quitly watching you have sex with another women? mm-hmm. This keeps getting kinkier. It's disturbing.

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How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer

No, no. I want her to kill this guy. And you too for that matter, other guy apperently rapping over the phone. I hate you both. Also, 'villa'? Villa?! What the hell?! And most guys probably "grant the women access" to said "villa". You know, it's not like some goddamned fortress of solitude. The girl WAS his significant other.

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Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say you're not, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell her baby no way

Um, yeah... you make no sense. Please make coherent sentences you fucking crackhead. You adulterous bastard!

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But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

I think I've ODed on the mind bleach at this point. Thanks for that... Also, you didn't notice this lady apperently following you around to the various parts of your house with a camera? I have 2 things to say. 1. the woman has issues, if she watched this, not to mention filmed it. 2. You're stupid. I hate you. Stop singing now. STOP!

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I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me

Wait, how did you try to keep her from this? I thought you didn't notice her following you around. Keep the story straight you twit.

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Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix

Again, I think we've established the girl KNOWS it was him. Also,look up prefix.

quote:

Whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex

Uh-huh... so is "da giggolo" some sort of muscle now?

quote:

As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seein is believin so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast

You know... I'm not going to go into how stupid you are. Let's leave it at that.

quote:

Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin to your reasonin
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
That's why I sing

Aw, yeah, say you're sorry and everything is magically better. Oh look, a pig just flew!


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Originally posted by Soylent cookies are gingerbread people!:
OK, I hate a lot fo songs... And "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me" is in the top 10... Also "summer girls"... but ranking at number 1 of lyrics I hate is "it wasn't me", by Shaggy (dumb name isn't it?)


Actually, I really liked that one because I figured it was a song about two dumbasses having a completely idiotic conversation. I mean, I thought it was meant to be funny.


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Originally posted by Babylon the Bride:

Actually, I really liked that one because I figured it was a song about two dumbasses having a completely idiotic conversation. I mean, I thought it was meant to be funny.


I dunno... I just can't help but make fun of that song. Well, it might also have to do with my hatred of all things rap.


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Originally posted by Babylon the Bride:
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Originally posted by Soylent cookies are gingerbread people!:
OK, I hate a lot fo songs... And "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me" is in the top 10... Also "summer girls"... but ranking at number 1 of lyrics I hate is "it wasn't me", by Shaggy (dumb name isn't it?)


Actually, I really liked that one because I figured it was a song about two dumbasses having a completely idiotic conversation. I mean, I thought it was meant to be funny.


i think of it in the same way, two dumbasses etc, but it also annoys me. the lyrics aren't even grammatical, and that pisses me off quite a lot.


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ok. i'm never looking in this thread again because i now have that damn song in my head. GNAH!


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

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This one always pissed me off:

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So open up your morning light
And say a little prayer for I


Someone please explain the difference between subject and object pronouns to Ms. Cole.


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"What if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us..."
So stupid it hurts my head. Doesn't make sense on any level.

"But everything means nothing if I ain't got you..."
One of those instances where "ain't" just pisses me off. And that's "nothing means anything," damn it.
 
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Oh Avril, you talk so much shit!

quote:
Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is


Ok, I like you a little more because when written down, your lyrics turn into Monkey sex.

But mainly, I think you're a tit. What do YOU know about life? You're 12!


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i was happily singing along to "get out of my dream (and into my car)" when it dawned on me the man was a really creepy control freak stalker!

*shudders*


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These lyrics always bugged me:

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I don't ever wanna be.you.
don't wanna be just like you


I mean, he already said he doesn't want to be like "you"... does he really need to clarify that he doesn't want to be "just like you"

Smaug, yes... same thing happened to me. While listening to "Every Breath You Take" I stopped and thought... Gee, this is about some creepy obsessive stalker...


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I LIKED it when it was a creepy Sting song about a stalker.
Then whoever did that remake made it into a gooey seeming lovesong. That as SO wrong.


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well, the remake was a tribute to someone who had been killed, so creepy stalker wouldn't have worked!


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I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not.

the parrot... ...gets tiresome.
the parrot... ...i ate him.


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Lol!
So why didn't they choose another song?

I hated the "Candle in the Wind" remake, but at least it fit. Why did they pick that song in the first place??


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Are you talking about that rap version of "Every Breath you Take" or whatever you want to call it... R&B? I dunno.... Yeah, it did suck. When Sting sings it, it may be about a creepy stalker, but at least it's a good song...


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Can mis-use of songs count here?
Because the next person who uses Snow Patrol for a romatic love scene soundtrack or Cannonball for a medical drama is getting such a kicking.


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um, is it allowed to revive such old threads? I've been on forums where it's not. *shrugs*

anyway, Liam Lynch's My United States of Whatever really annoys me whenever I hear it. No reason other than that it's just a really stupid song.


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sort-of vaguely here.
 
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