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Dread Buthulhu
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Go on...yell at your food.
 
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ICH LIEBE DICH, BLUTWURST!


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I like it maybe 63 percent!
 
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*Yells at my useless can opener instead*

Piece of shit!


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*Yells at my useless can opener instead*

Piece of shit!

Absolutely. Big Grin
 
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You call yourself COFFEE? HA! Coffee's got a set, brother, and you DO NOT!

*slaps weak coffee with a wet noodle*

Thats right, go sit on a hill and cry, Charlie Brown!!!!
 
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Sandwich!! Yeah YOU, with the Port Salut and watercress!!

Um...
Just, uh... keep up the good work.


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You make alcohol less effective, dammit!


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Why have you caused my stomach to rebel, food? Why have you informed my sphincter to be set on "puree"? WHY, DAMN YOU, WHY?!?


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You are a Bookholder. To prompt, or...LINE! (not to prompt) --not to prompt. That is the question. Whether t'is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of a bad memory, or to take arms against a sea of textual deviations, and...LINE! (by opposing) --by opposing them...LINE! (end) --end...LINE! (them) --end them...LINE! (to prompt, to correct; no more; and by a correction to say we end the heart-ache of a really terrible performance) You didn't have to give me the whole thing! I know it!
 
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I shall yell at your food instead:

HEEERE, LIDDLE PISTACHIOS! HEEEERE LIDDLE PISTACHIOS! COME TO HIVE! C'MON, C'MON!


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damn you, potato! you burnt my tongue!


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

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Thank you, ladies, gentlemint, and, uh, pigeon, for the best laugh I had all day.

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Why have you informed my sphincter to be set on "puree"?


Wow.

Most girls won't generally admit to having a sphincter. Très rafraichissant.
 
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Damn you chimichangas! Why did I eat you all already?
 
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argh you delicious perfectly seasoned meatballs smothered in fresh tomato sauce over fettucine... why must my stomach fill so fast that i cannot continue tasting you???

lunch tomorrow is gonna be soooo good.
 
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GET IN MAH BELLEH!


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why are you boring, sandwich? I don't even look foward to lunch now!



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oh, sandwich, I was right about you Frown



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Fuck you multi grain cheerios....your like honey nut cheerios boring sister.
 
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I am convinced that, deep in the boral forest, there is a teeny tiny hole that contains a teeny tiny wardrobe. In this teeny tiny wardrobe is hanging a teeny tiny ringmaster's uniform, recently worn.


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Dread Buthulhu
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*face of innocence*

Huh?

*calliope music*

Stop that!  
 
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Why have you caused my stomach to rebel, food? Why have you informed my sphincter to be set on "puree"? WHY, DAMN YOU, WHY?!?




Can't...breath...laughing...too hard

Been there, sympathizing


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