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Curse you, gummy bears!!! Mad
How is it even possible that I cut my finger opening your stupid plastic bag??? Unfathomable!

Oh, and: curse you, bag of crisps! I didn't want you, I just pressed the wrong button on the vending machine! You made me waste my money on you! I won't eat you, damn it!
 
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WHERE ARE YOU?


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the parrot... ...gets tiresome.
the parrot... ...i ate him.


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How dare you, mashed potatoes! With your gaudy red skins and your creamy, buttery texture! You are the slut of all potatoes! You'll do ANYTHING to be delicious. And sour cream....IN PUBLIC?!?!
 
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How dare you, mashed potatoes! With your gaudy red skins and your creamy, buttery texture! You are the slut of all potatoes! You'll do ANYTHING to be delicious. And sour cream....IN PUBLIC?!?!


*frowns*

*gathers the poor mashed potatoes and herds them into a discreet car and drives them off to Saint Aitapata's Home For Abused Taters*


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I WANT TO EAT YOU CHIPS! ALL MINE!!! *NOM NOM NOM*


High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination,
Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple.
-scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav
-Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella
-The key thing to remember about historians is that we are entirely capable of being objective, empirical and batshit crazy. ~ Dr. Marvinmarymac
 
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Hurra for raw herring!
Whooooooo!
*ahem*
And tiny shrimp! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
*plots*
huuuge salad, avocado slices and home-made coctail sauce with tiny shrimps and fresh baguette.... *nommety nomnom*


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~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko

 
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Can I yell at Punky's food?

Come over here shrimp! You too baguette! Get in my mouth!


Yep, appetite came back after nearly a month. Hongry now...  


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haha, you know, I'd like to see you yell at my food. I think you'd be good at it. Big Grin


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I like it maybe 63 percent!
 
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It may well be one of my lesser talents Smile

Hey you! Salad! Don't think I've forgotten you! Aaaaa


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haha, you know, I'd like to see you yell at my food. I think you'd be good at it. Big Grin


I dunno. It would be hard to match the "I LOVE YOU BLOOD SAUSAGE" that you did.


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Originally posted by mudpuppy:
How dare you, mashed potatoes! With your gaudy red skins and your creamy, buttery texture! You are the slut of all potatoes! You'll do ANYTHING to be delicious. And sour cream....IN PUBLIC?!?!

*frowns*

*gathers the poor mashed potatoes and herds them into a discreet car and drives them off to Saint Aitapata's Home For Abused Taters*

Why do I think that Saint Aitapata's looks suspiciously like Amy's living room?


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"Why are there ghosts in the kitchen punching each other in the balls?" - Aidan, "Being Human"
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Stupid takeaway...which ended up bascially being a gateway to hell. Food hell,with 9 circles made of various side orders...all making me feel worse, horrid in fact. Sweet baby jesus.
 
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Stupid food! Why can't you cook yourself?!


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BREAKFAAASSSSSTTT!!!

*CHOMP*


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side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat,
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~Joe
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Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit!



 
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Okay, Morrisons' veggie mince, I don't know what they put in you to make you so moreish but STOP TEMPTING ME!



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Originally posted by Dweller in Darkness:

Why do I think that Saint Aitapata's looks suspiciously like Amy's living room?


*narrows eyes*

*goes to the special orange rotary phone*

*dials a few numbers*

"Yes. Dweller in Darkness. He knows too much. Go to the safe and dig out the envelope for scenario 528. Implement."


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DAMN YOU BROWNIES! WHY DO YOU SMELL SO NICE BEFORE YOU'RE EVEN COOKED? WHY CAN'T I HAVE YOU AND INSTEAD HAVE TO GIVE YOU TO MY WORKMATES???

Snot fair.


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

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My sister's band, what I am very very proud of: www.bit.ly/toodar
 
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Stupid plain baked potato, why can't you be a bacon double cheeseburger?!?!


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PIE! WHERE ARE YOU? WHY AREN'T YOU HERE?

WHY DO YOU HIDE FROM ME, I JUST WANT TO CHEW AND EAT YOU!!!!
 
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Cheerios!
I know,i complained before...but maybe we need something to put the spice back into our relationship.

i could dress up or something.
 
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