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You may look like it- but you don't TASTE like meat you Boca sausage piece of shit!

(Not the links- - the links are okay, but this sausage is C R A P!!!) If I wasn't hungry, I'd spit you out into the toilet where you BELONG!!!

Pfft.
 
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Stupid bagel!


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Duck...duck...duck...duck...BOOBS!

 
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SALAMI! Be more abundant in my lunch!
 
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(OK, so it's not food yet, but hopefully it will be)

OI! Tomato plant in my garden! You grew in a pot when I didn't plant you, so you must be pretty damn tenacious. I noticed you a bit before Christmas, so you've been growing since December, 2010. It's now July 2011 and I will admit, Nature has been a fickle, menopausal bitch lately, but, grow a damn flower already! I want to eat a tomato!



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The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive

 
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Dear Small Italian Sub with Everything,

I didn't select you, Small, because you're small and delicious and easy to tell someone to pick up for me when they run out for sandwiches; I chose you because of all those things and because I'm cheap.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T FILL ME UP!!

BE MORE FILLING!!

Sincerely,

Me


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Dear barbecue sauce...

Finally, for once, you came out EXACLY RIGHT!

*airpunch*

Thanks.

Sincerely,

Sparerib-craver.


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~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko

 
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SALAD!!! Have more cheese!!
 
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Triscuit! Why did you pretend to be WHOLE when really you were a half-cracker? >.<


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ICE CREAM!!! CHOCOLATE!!! WHY AREN'T YOU AROUND??? I REALLY NEED YOU TODAY, YOU BASTARDS!!!
 
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ICE CREAM!!! CHOCOLATE!!! WHY AREN'T YOU AROUND??? I REALLY NEED YOU TODAY, YOU BASTARDS!!!

They suck.

(and, up until now, I hadn't fully appreciated that ice cream was plural...)

Mek jiu! Eu di I sum ni ga?*<bad phonetic korean/>

* Beer! Where is it?


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Originally posted by Ceridwen:
ICE CREAM!!! CHOCOLATE!!! WHY AREN'T YOU AROUND??? I REALLY NEED YOU TODAY, YOU BASTARDS!!!

They suck.

(and, up until now, I hadn't fully appreciated that ice cream was plural...)


It's not. I was talking about both ice cream AND chocolate, neither of which I had around in my hour of need. Hence the plural.
 
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Originally posted by the other duncan:
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Originally posted by Ceridwen:
ICE CREAM!!! CHOCOLATE!!! WHY AREN'T YOU AROUND??? I REALLY NEED YOU TODAY, YOU BASTARDS!!!

They suck.

(and, up until now, I hadn't fully appreciated that ice cream was plural...)


It's not. I was talking about both ice cream AND chocolate, neither of which I had around in my hour of need. Hence the plural.

Ah - I took it as an adjectival clarification of the subject, rather than as a separate ... <some part of speech>. I sit corrected.


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CAKE!!!!!!!!!

you are delicious, but why aren't you pie??
 
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Coffee, wherefore art thine accompanying pain au chocolat?


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Garlic, oh forgive me for thinking I could ever leave you! I love you; Helplessly, passionately, endlessly. Be mine and let us ignore these idle threats of farts together! Smile


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LEAVE ME ALONE, LINDOR PRALINES! Stop jumping into my mouth, I refuse to eat you! Yes, nom!


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THAT IS ONE JUICY PEAR BY GOD
 
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Cheetos, I love you so, but you could never be a hidden pleasure.

My fingers will be orange with your powder of unknown providence for the rest of the day.


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Stop WRIGGLING





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Originally posted by Domitella:
Okay, you know what, Branflakes? Just... just fuck off.


A board the husband posts on doesn't allow *any* swearing (piss off was the discussion point) , which made me curious about some of our swearing, which made me find this.

Domi, and the rest of the board too, have I told you lately how much I love you?


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the parrot... ...gets tiresome.
the parrot... ...i ate him.


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