Well, child molestors and people who talk in theatres deserve one, but they're not alone, oh no.

I'll start.

For people who honk their horns while in a traffic jam (makes you want to slit them open from groin to sternum and take a big ol' dump in the gaping wound, dunnit?)

For people who can't be bothered to use their turn signal.

For litter-bugs.

For popes (stands to reason, no?)

For Jack Chick.

Let's See:

People who attempt to order food at a restaurant WHILE talking on a cell phone.

People who order food that is served by a competitor's restaurant, figuring "you all have the same thing."

People who ask for "not too much ice."

People who pay in pennies.

People who are indignant when you refuse to honor a competitor's expired coupon for an item they do not have.

Ah, that felt good.

For people who let their dogs crap on the path/park/other peoples gardens.

People who let others carry them at work.

Bus drivers who pull out even though they can see you running for the damned bus.

Drunken louts swearing in the street.

People making out in public. Get a room for God`s sake...

Drivers who slow down to view the aftermath of a crash

The Fox network execs who cancelled "Firefly"

People who have their cats de-clawed.

People who shut their pets in the car at Walmart on a hot day.

Companies who put you on hold or offer incomprehensible automated menus then put you on hold.

People who do not come off their mobile phones when you're greeting them.

Bosses who have a power trip and tell you how to suck eggs while at the same time fucking off to the staffroom for hours on end, to emerge every few hours to do a 20 minute witchunt for slackers.

Bosses who fail to realise that you want to fucking leave the place and their idea of training is teaching you how to tie knots. KNOTS!

Workmates who steal food without asking permission first.

Workmates who report you for something blown completely out of proportion, and who are too fucking spineless to talk to you about it first.

In fact, people who report you simply for reporting!

For those who are wondering it`s an ad for a Pizza delivery service. Go figure...

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1:Wireless intranet connection that keeps dying on me for no reason at all.

2:People who pee in public.

3:Religious nutjobs.

people who talk on the moblile phone whilst driving.

... for people who complain when they catch hell for doing something they weren't supposed to be doing... (Example, goofing off on the net while at work... or getting head while listening to confession...)

... for people who are too interested in the animal kingdom....

... for anybody on a cell-phone... Unless they are standing beside their wrecked car, bleeding from the head, using their other hand to hold their internal organs in

... for people who wanna harsh my buzz... I didn't spend all this time and money getting myself INTO this state to listen to you whine and suck and piss and moan...

... for restaurants that serve overpriced drinks that are more than 50% ice...

... for wait-staff who EXPECT to be tipped, just for doing their job...

... for people who use baby-talk in adult parlance... (Calling their home computers "Puters" or URLs "Clickies")

... for Nazis, Stark Fist, the KKK etc... and for any country that allows them to exist... (Oh... wait... most of those groups only exist in America....)

... for anybody who is in favour of teaching Intelligent Design in a science class...

... for people who think they have the right to tell ME what I can, and cannot watch on TV, the net, or from the video store... (Also people who think they can tell me what I can and can't listen to on the radio.... or what toys I can buy from the Adults Only store.... or what I can and can't do with them when I get them home)

... for anybody dumb enough to take mythology literally

... for smokers

... for that guy who's never there when you need him, but is always there when he needs you

... for people who don't donate their organs after they die... Especially if they try to use "Gadh" as their excuse....

... for McDonalds... for teaching the rest of the fast food chains how best to poison the world with fat and sugar

... for parents who don't discipline their kids

... for anyone who doesn't eat what they kill or kill what they eat (At least once... I believe in the division of labour, but everyone should understand exactly how the food gets from the real world, to the dinner plate)

... for gun nuts

... for people who think their opinion should matter to me

... for people who think my opinion should matter to them

... for anyone who thinks that another person can 'belong' to them

... for people who use the word 'irregardless'

... for middle-aged white women who think they look good dressed like young black hookers.. leave the clear-heels at home for hubby's birthday night... and cover that flapping leathery skin on your neck!

... for people who think Jethro Tull is the name of the guy who plays the flute

... for people who make lousy porn (indeed for anyone who does a half-assed job at anything)

... for people who start jokes and can't finish them

... for people who dress like they're on a golf course... whether they're golfing or not....

... for people who golf (Unless there's a windmill, a waterfall, and a clown you have to play through)

... for people who do crappy covers of lame songs

... for the people who keep Elen, Martha, Paris, Oprah, Phill, Dr Phill, John Edward, George Bush (this list could go on and on) off the Unemployment Lines

... for the people who invented 'last call'

... for the pansy that first thought it'd be a good idea if men, every day, dragged a sharp blade across their face to remove the hair that grows there....



... so I guess... for pretty much everybody eh....

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Originally posted by Deadly Little Miho:


For those who are wondering it`s an ad for a Pizza delivery service. Go figure...

Bwahahahahaa

It's a very good pizza place, i haven't seen that particular ad though, heh no wonder we have such poor relations with the USA

for guys that bitch about shaving when they only have to do a tiny wee patch on their face

the people that decided that fashionable womens clothes should not exceed any sizes beyond 'stick'

... for people who flip YOU the bird when SOMEONE ELSE honks at them.

... for children who throw up in their hands and then grab your arm. (This is a true story. Swear to god.)

... for people who say "You're going to go to hell!" because that would just be ironic.

and that's just a sample.

quote:

for guys that bitch about shaving when they only have to do a tiny wee patch on their face

Anybody who thinks that shaving legs is harder than shaving a face, has NEVER shaved a face...

(I've done both... believe me, legs are a snap)

...for people who tell me what I sell in my store and imply I'm stupid for telling them we don't, in fact, sell [insert item here].

...for stupid, lazy employees who goof off all night then complain we have to stay late because there's work to be finished before we can leave, and I'm not doing it all myself.

...for customers insisting they want to use their competitor coupon and making a scene even though they save more money with the regular sale price.

quote:

...for people who tell me what I sell in my store and imply I'm stupid for telling them we don't, in fact, sell [insert item here].

Word.

For racists and bigots ... people who use their "freedom of speech" to limit the freedom of speech of others, to dehumanize other fellow human beings. That is the most striking I can think of now.

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Originally posted by ClintonHammond:
... for anybody on a cell-phone... Unless they are standing beside their wrecked car, bleeding from the head, using their other hand to hold their internal organs in

Hey now, that's what mobiles are for, fucking talking!

But, 'irregardless', my opinion, nor your opinion, hardly matter

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Originally posted by Mythos:
For racists and bigots ... who people who use their "freedom of speech" to limit the freedom of speech of others, to dehumanize other fellow human beings.

word to that, dammit.

"that's what mobiles are for"
If they were invisible, most people wouldn't own them....

"my opinion, nor your opinion, hardly matter"
Well, mine matters to me.... and yours matters to you.... that's all that really counts... Just cause they're different doesn't mean we can't talk about them over a few dozen pints....



A Special hell.... for people who vacuum leaves off their lawns in fall... and then in the spring buy special fertilizer so their lawn isn't brown....

People who employ kids with no wit whatsoever as Christmas staff and then hand them over and bugger off on maternity leave.

I swear to God, if our temps were any dimmer they'd be dead.