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mmm, you're telling ME! i'm all glowy at the moment. Big Grin


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OMG OMG OMG !!! Limer got laid!!! W00t!!!!!! Big Grin
 
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... Excellent work? Big Grin

*Hugs the Dizzy*


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and BOY did i get laid. i think that was probably one of the best nights of my life. and it's to be repeated next weekend, in part, anyway. Wink


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

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Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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To my dearest limer...






ponder these until the next......


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Posts in antici.......






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I see...and I wondered why you weren't watching Eurovision... Razz


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oh, i was watching. that was saturday. i got laid friday night through saturday at about, um, 6pm?

not the WHOLE time, but all of the night and then a couple hours in the afternoon. my weekend is looking pretty exciting as well. Big Grin

*still grinning like a loon*


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

-Brian Andreas


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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Woohooo!! Well done babe!! *hugs Limertilly and jumps up and down*
We need drinks.
 
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oh no. i need no more alcohol for a long time. there was lots of that too. i need to go on the pill though. >.>


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

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Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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oh, i was watching. that was saturday. i got laid friday night through saturday at about, um, 6pm?

see I read this bit and thought to myself, "bloody hell that lads got some stamina, wonder if she's pulled Sting..."

then I read below.

not the WHOLE time, but all of the night and then a couple hours in the afternoon. my weekend is looking pretty exciting as well. Big Grin

*still grinning like a loon*
 
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hehehehe Sting is too old. and also, this was not just. erm.

hang on. i think i need to not ever finish that sentence where it can be read by all. Wink

i'm still sposed to be SOMEWHAT innocent, after all. Big Grin

suffice it to say, it was NOT sting.


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

-Brian Andreas


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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more bwhaahahahaah


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

-Brian Andreas


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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gah. Durex are SO going to get a snarky letter. Fetherlite they may be, hugely breakable they also are. someone send me a caseload of Trojans so i can see if they're any better.


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

-Brian Andreas


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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incomming massive overdose of hormones with the morning after pill!

*conforts limer*
 
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quote:
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gah. Durex are SO going to get a snarky letter. Fetherlite they may be, hugely breakable they also are. someone send me a caseload of Trojans so i can see if they're any better.


*sputters*

Oh...just....

go buy you're own damn case of Trojans missy.
You're the one who's getting laid. Razz

*goes off to take up residence in the "I Don't Care About Sex" Thread*

I don't care
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really


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so far as i know, i can't get hold of trojans here, BeeZ. Durex pretty much hold the monopoly here. but there's the issue of sensitivity, and switching to a more trustworthy type. stupid Durex.


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

-Brian Andreas


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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or you could just go on birth control and not have to worry about a break quite as much.
 
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Yes, well birth control has many a down-side as well.


-interesting fact- Plans for a male BCP were underway, but during testing it was found that men were suffering many of the same types of side-effects as women on BCP. This was apparently too much of a problem and it was decided that men shouldn't have to go through this. Therefore the drug was scrapped.
 
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birth control is a great idea, but if you're overweigght, a lot of doctors won't prescribe it.


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

-Brian Andreas


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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