I thought it was like 99.9% of statistics that were all made up.....

*pretends to check fake stats*

to be honest, one of the reasons i haven't considered the injection is because of heinous needle fear. i will never willingly subject myself to have needles stuck in me. only out of necessity.

Maybe ask your doctor about a pill that has no estrogen, I can't think of the name. They usually prescribe it to people who have some health issues and can't handle the mega-high dosage of estrogen that usually causes the majority of side-effects.

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Originally posted by Alix:
p.s. I love Cobalt for caring, and I think and overly caring guy like yourself has a highly likely possibility of hanging out in this thread in the future...

aw, thanks. if you knew me better you wouldn't be saying that, though. the probability of me being in this thread legitimately is pretty much nil.

*bullshit flag!*


I'll bet you are a total hottie/intellectual crushfest

i just arranged another shag for friday. huzzah!

Hey Limertilly, please teach me your ways.

*sighs*

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Originally posted by Alix:
*bullshit flag!*


I'll bet you are a total hottie/intellectual crushfest

you would lose that bet SO HARD. seriously, i am just not a target of romantic attraction. i'm not fishing for compliments here; it's been a year and a half since i've even kissed anyone, and it had been a couple of years before that as well. i am currently coming off a string of stupendously unsucessful attempts at dating, and coming to grips with the fact that i shall be permanently alone.

but you're new around here, so i'll let it slide this time.

*beats girls too stupid to realize Cobalt's hotness*

Fools, the lot of them!!

thanks, Alix.

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Originally posted by Alix:
*beats girls too stupid to realize Cobalt's hotness*

hey, maybe i should try that! it might work!!

It may, but it probably won't be as attractive as being a considerate, intelligent, nice guy.

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Originally posted by Alix:
It may, but it probably won't be as attractive as being a considerate, intelligent, nice guy.

i've tried that already. it doesn't work. i think that beating idea of yours might have promise!

um, wait...

*thinks*

*starts to say something*

*thinks some more*


Maybe you should try for some girls who aren't asshats.

Then you can stay cool and not resort to beating them.

if you can find me a place where non-asshatted girls congregate, i'll be happy to go there. maybe also where blind girls congregate.

maybe i need to move out of this city or something. easier just to give up, i think.

Ok, well, um.... I don't know where you live, but if I did, I bet I could find some non-asshat girls.

*cuddles Cobalt*

A lot of guys are asshats too, but I haven't given up. I just keep letting new ones treat me like crap.

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Originally posted by Alix:
Ok, well, um.... I don't know where you live, but if I did, I bet I could find some non-asshat girls.

*cuddles Cobalt*

heh, thanks. i live in Toronto. but the most action i'm liable to get is that cyber-cuddle you just gave me. or the "Grope Cobalt" thread.

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A lot of guys are asshats too, but I haven't given up. I just keep letting new ones treat me like crap.

the difference is that you actually have the opportunity to date these guys before you find out they're asshats, (i'm assuming, since one doesn't normally get treated like crap by someone with whom one is not involved at all, right?). the girls just never reciprocate my interest. it's very frustrating.

why don't you date the "considerate, intelligent, nice guys"? can't you tell who they are? do you think that they're nice and then they turn out to be asshats who tread you badly?

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why don't you date the "considerate, intelligent, nice guys"? can't you tell who they are? do you think that they're nice and then they turn out to be asshats who tread you badly?

That's it in a nutshell, I think I wasted all my chances on the good guys when I was younger, and stupid.


Off-topic, can you answer me some questions about the whole birthright trip issue? Panda has just rejected me...

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Originally posted by Alix:

That's it in a nutshell, I think I wasted all my chances on the good guys when I was younger, and stupid.

if you can catch the good guys in that small window of opportunity between "desperate" and "so bitter that they turn into assholes," you've struck gold.

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Off-topic, can you answer me some questions about the whole birthright trip issue? Panda has just rejected me...

sure, what do you need to know? actually, maybe you should PM me or we risk hijacking this thread even further. i already feel uncomfortable just seeing my name next to the title of this thread.

Yeah, I totally agree...

Check PM