quote:

Originally posted by Alix:
Hey Limertilly, please teach me your ways.

*sighs*

first off, you have to go without for 2 years 9 months, resisting the temptation to take advantage of the opportunity to sleep with your ex (who was great in bed) that life presents you with.
you must whinge and moan about it at all times, how much you hate being single, how much you long to have sex again, and how happy you will be when you finally get some.
then, randomly, with no kind of planning at all, have an ideal friend with benefits simply fall into your metaphorical lap, with no warning or heads up, and find that actually, yes, sex IS as good as you remember.

that's what i did, anyway.

quote:

Originally posted by Limertilly:
so far as i know, i can't get hold of trojans here, BeeZ. Durex pretty much hold the monopoly here. but there's the issue of sensitivity, and switching to a more trustworthy type. stupid Durex.

I switched to Mates, and had no problem. they do Ultra-sensitive or whatever it's called (ie, thin condom).

Also, ditto on STD's -even if you think your partner's nice and clean and stuff, you never know whether they trusted the wrong person just before getting into bed with you and they just don't know yet. (I've been with the Chef Boy for almost a year now, we still use the condoms.)

*nods*

i must go get checked out, on that, actually. i don't think it's a problem, but it's worth doing anyway. i'm just nervous of the whole thing because who really wants to have their feet in those little stirrups anytime?

not me, that's for sure.

and Mates are worth a try. thanks.

TOTALLY worth the wait.

*grins inanely, but also has a little grumble about how people who are normally WILD in bed turn into giggling useless messes when they've had a bit of dope*

me again. yes. said dope user decided he wouldn't today, and has therefore totally made up for the last two occasions. very pleasing.

Lets talk about sex baby, lets talk about you and me... well... not JUST, but last night... and yesterday morning... and the night before... for some reason, I think the SO would get upset if I posted after... since she's usually sleeping on me at that time

Sent the Chef boy tow work with a smile on his face today

I have not been posting here because I became a little self concouis and thought it might be tacky.

But......

Damn that was nice!!!!!!

My wife (Masque) sent me off to work with a smile on my face

hey I can't take all the credit for it.. you're the one who got your adrenaline up... such things are better to help the levels assume a balance.. for the body's sake...

.. heh.. not buying it.. eh?

yeah it is always much better when graf gets frisky in the morning... before the shower...

Yay

Although the condom broke. Dammit. Off for the morning-after pill tomorrow... (and endless worrying and paranoia for me tonight).

quote:

Originally posted by cloverheart:
Although the condom broke. Dammit. Off for the morning-after pill tomorrow... (and endless worrying and paranoia for me tonight).

See, this is the reason I will stay firmly planted in the "need to get laid" thread...

Well, it's put me off sex for a while, I tell you!

(And make me seiously consider start taking the pill, and all my "But I want no hormones in my body" naturist bullshit just flew out the window at the prospect of having to go through an abortion.)

I did just get a bit of information on a clinical trial that will be starting up soon for a reversible vasectomy. If I can get in (and it wouldn't cost me an arm and a leg for travel), I'm going to do it...

since the last time I had sex I ended up with a son, I'm kinda paranoid about it now

We only could see each other one day this week, but boy we make it worth it

(And no condom scares, wheee!!)

Happy Birthday to me! wheee!

OK, it was the day after my birthday, but it was gooooood!

I guess I didn't forget how to do it.

*tap dances a little*

Yes, even I got laid recently. Hell has not even frozen over yet... To my knowledge.

****giggles****