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Surprise Inspector Member |
first off, you have to go without for 2 years 9 months, resisting the temptation to take advantage of the opportunity to sleep with your ex (who was great in bed) that life presents you with. you must whinge and moan about it at all times, how much you hate being single, how much you long to have sex again, and how happy you will be when you finally get some. then, randomly, with no kind of planning at all, have an ideal friend with benefits simply fall into your metaphorical lap, with no warning or heads up, and find that actually, yes, sex IS as good as you remember. that's what i did, anyway. "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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I switched to Mates, and had no problem. they do Ultra-sensitive or whatever it's called (ie, thin condom). Also, ditto on STD's -even if you think your partner's nice and clean and stuff, you never know whether they trusted the wrong person just before getting into bed with you and they just don't know yet. (I've been with the Chef Boy for almost a year now, we still use the condoms.) |
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Surprise Inspector Member |
*nods*
i must go get checked out, on that, actually. i don't think it's a problem, but it's worth doing anyway. i'm just nervous of the whole thing because who really wants to have their feet in those little stirrups anytime? not me, that's for sure. and Mates are worth a try. thanks. "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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The Doughmaster Member ![]() |
TOTALLY worth the wait.
~ Non-Mod-Amy, aka Amy of the Lost Ark You are a Bookholder. To prompt, or...LINE! (not to prompt) --not to prompt. That is the question. Whether t'is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of a bad memory, or to take arms against a sea of textual deviations, and...LINE! (by opposing) --by opposing them...LINE! (end) --end...LINE! (them) --end them...LINE! (to prompt, to correct; no more; and by a correction to say we end the heart-ache of a really terrible performance) You didn't have to give me the whole thing! I know it! |
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Surprise Inspector Member |
*grins inanely, but also has a little grumble about how people who are normally WILD in bed turn into giggling useless messes when they've had a bit of dope*
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Surprise Inspector Member |
me again. yes. said dope user decided he wouldn't today, and has therefore totally made up for the last two occasions. very pleasing.
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Misused handkerchief mender Member |
Lets talk about sex baby, lets talk about you and me... well... not JUST, but last night... and yesterday morning... and the night before... for some reason, I think the SO would get upset if I posted after... since she's usually sleeping on me at that time
********************************************** "You guys are nuts" Homer Jay Simpson Head of the Department of Theoretical and Advanced Methods of Procrastination and Overseer of Laziness Studies at the UUP |
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Yahr, fear the power of the elf-man! Member ![]() |
I have not been posting here because I became a little self concouis and thought it might be tacky.
But...... Damn that was nice!!!!!! |
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always wears a tie - just not around his neck Member |
My wife (Masque) sent me off to work with a smile on my face
Head of internal security of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Catnip Master in the order of the Pineapple. |
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Adoration of the Modii Member |
hey I can't take all the credit for it.. you're the one who got your adrenaline up... such things are better to help the levels assume a balance.. for the body's sake...
.. heh.. not buying it.. eh? yeah it is always much better when graf gets frisky in the morning... before the shower... -- Give a man a fish, he eats for the day; Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime; Teach that man to cook, and he can feed the world.... *********************** Head chef in the Realm of Procrastination and Unproductivity, Dp.u.: "You want fries with that?" Holder for the Golden Pineapple Pin. ------------------------------------------------ If it is on the plate, its food. If it crawls off the plate; Kill it and put it back on the plate. ------------------------------------ I love small furry creatures; especially in a good sauce. |
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See, this is the reason I will stay firmly planted in the "need to get laid" thread... **** Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves. Henry David Thoreau **** |
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I did just get a bit of information on a clinical trial that will be starting up soon for a reversible vasectomy. If I can get in (and it wouldn't cost me an arm and a leg for travel), I'm going to do it...
since the last time I had sex I ended up with a son, I'm kinda paranoid about it now **** Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves. Henry David Thoreau **** |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member ![]() |
Happy Birthday to me! wheee!
OK, it was the day after my birthday, but it was gooooood! I guess I didn't forget how to do it. I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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is imperfectly illuminated Member ![]() |
*tap dances a little*
**************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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Yes, even I got laid recently. Hell has not even frozen over yet... To my knowledge.
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****giggles****
Careful with that lens big boy! |
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