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is imperfectly illuminated Member  |
heh... gotta love an unexpected booty call.
Just as i was in serious need, as well. *stretches* **************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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It's like an Oreo cookie, only not Member  |
You know, I have been with my husband three years now and never had that happen... You guys use what brand? Does that happen a lot? ------------------------------  (Grrr.... YAHR!) "I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia."-Demetri Martin |
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Companion to owls Member  |
First time ever, and hopefully the last. I don't think it was the brand, I think there must have been some air inside or something.
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It's like an Oreo cookie, only not Member |
....Did everything work out ok, Clover?
------------------------------ (Grrr.... YAHR!) "I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia."-Demetri Martin |
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Companion to owls Member |
Yup. Apart from some very minor anxiety attacks at the thought of being pregnant, an obsecene amount of money spent in the morning-after pill and the Period From Hell the next month.
 And I also resolved to go on the pill, but before I have to get a doctor and an appointment and tests and all that. but I'm working on it. |
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It's like an Oreo cookie, only not Member |
You know, you can get the morning after pill free at any Planned Parenthood, as well as birthcontrol pills and condoms.
------------------------------ (Grrr.... YAHR!) "I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia."-Demetri Martin |
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Companion to owls Member |
I know, but at the time I really didn't want to waste any time trying to locate a family planning clinic, and getting there, and maybe finding out I needed an appointment or to be registered (I am, after all, not a British citizen so I don't know what's the procedure in this case), and did I mention anxiety attacks? So I wanted to get it done with ASAP. Plus, I had no idea it would be THAT expensive.
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member  |
Hassle.
Morning after pill.. drat! i've been on the phone for an hour now. *sigh* And they never told me i didn't need a prescription. *shakes head* The last time this happened *was* about ten years ago, granted.... but Drat. ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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has no member title Member  |
Good luck, Fins!
*hugs* __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
*laughs*
The lady at hospital thought i was fibbing. I said my doctor had said ten years ago to better go and get it immediately should it arise. Then she pulled my file, and came back to the phone apologetic. "Oh, but you don't need a prescription! I understand... it was *such* a long time ago after all!" *chuckles* Now the pharmacy is going to give me some more agrravation... *shakes head* ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
...and in my perturbation i said:
"I need a prescription fucked, for the morning after pill... euh...faxed" ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
*blinks*
Now.. i went through all this: read the whatchamacallit. It said: If i've forgotten *one* pil in week two or three, i'm still safe from pregnancy. How is it possible, that i did not know this? All these years, and i didn't know that. *facepalm* That just goes to show: *always* read the little folder they give you. You might even learn something. ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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Companion to owls Member |
I read the little folder, about 10 times compulsively, but then my brain either refuses to take in the info or presses 'Autodestroy info' when the moment of need arises...
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has no member title Member |
Aw, honey! I know it's extremely unlikely to get pregnant from forgetting it just once.
*hugs* __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Surprise Inspector Member  |
no one's been laid since 27th nov? i feel better about my lack of shagging, now.
 "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Has no front teeth Member  |
*opts for a nap*
______________________ Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e. ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit! |
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knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member |
*was actually about to rejoice for Limer*
Then I read the post. Oh well. ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know. |
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knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member |
NOT THE MAMA! *smacks fwoofie with a koosh bat* Have I not explained my cootie policy? Sheesh... ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know. |
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Has no front teeth Member |
*catches nattie in a conveniently handy net*
*puts her back on her feet* *kicks the fwoofer into the volcano* You did say for the greater good, right? ______________________ Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e. ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit! |
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knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member |
*hugs* Thanks, Bzz.
^I no longer meet the criterion. Now, one stupid relationship and twenty decen dates later, I frequent the "I need to get laid" thread. PFFT! *raspberries to FwoofenPoof* If I have to wait until I'm forty...well, I hope you don't get any for another twenty years either. This message has been edited. Last edited by: ~nattie~, ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know. |
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