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~nattie~ knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member

Posted Hide Post Better a volcano than an icebox. Can't have my sister, the one that qualifies is being saved. We have plans to trade her on the black market. You might be able to weasel in on the deal, but there shall be no sacrificial ceremonies without a sibling profiting. Bah! Celibacy isn't so bad. Besides, it gives you more of an edge to your air in court. ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know.

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Limertilly Surprise Inspector Member

Posted Hide Post celibacy IS so bad, dammit. jesus. the lack of getting it has obviously warped you. "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

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BeeZee Has no front teeth Member

Posted Hide Post S'cuse me? It does not warp me. Or at least I'm no more warped than I was anyway. ______________________ Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e. ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit!

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Cavenagh *95 gold stars* Member	Posted Hide Post What’s with all the sacrifice? Anyone would think it was some kind of religious festival. Hermits have no peer pressure
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~nattie~ knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member	Posted Hide Post quote: Originally posted by BeeZee: S'cuse me? It does not warp me. Or at least I'm no more warped than I was anyway. Exactly! ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know.
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~nattie~ knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member	Posted Hide Post So...the REAL real story would be either you or Scoot procured a time machine and... That train of thought was too depressing. I'm just left to wonder one thing: What about the reindeer? ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know.
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~nattie~ knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member

Posted Hide Post quote: Originally posted by Furious: (don't piss off Scoot. He says he can't change past events, but...) mm-hmm...I suppose he learned this trying to erase some earlier fwoofing the bed incidents? Scarring childhood experiences can be bitches, especially for a repressed inner child. Scoot was born a hothead, so does his mood ever really change? Maybe he changes color? ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know.

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~nattie~ knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member

Posted Hide Post I don't have a repressed inner child. I'm childish all-around. Mischief makes the world go 'round. Besides, nothing wrong with stuffed animals. Beating someone with a beanie baby hurts more than a shoe. You could always house Scoot in an abandoned building in the middle of nowhere. Plenty of asbestos in ancient schools. As a matter of fact, I bet it would be great B-movie material. ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know.

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~nattie~ knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member	Posted Hide Post Don't they cancel each other out? I'm not repressed because my repression is repressed. I am my own enabler. Scoot with a lair would be like making The Count a mathlete. Kind of counterproductive. ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know.
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~nattie~ knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member	Posted Hide Post It's proof that I dysfunction properly. Genuine discord requires self-contained turmoil. Then again, turbulence doesn't bottle very well. ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know.
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The Name will not Ling Ling you, not ever Member	Posted Hide Post quote: Originally posted by ~nattie~: Beating someone with a beanie baby hurts more than a shoe. Dunno, actually I've used a slipper or sandal to significant effects before
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~nattie~ knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member

Posted Hide Post quote: Originally posted by Big Ass Panda: Dunno, actually I've used a slipper or sandal to significant effects before ...it was comparison based on experience. I have tested this theory. Flipflops get the best sting. Sandals tend to be either too tough on the material side or just too thick entirely. Wow...Going back to my small corner of the world where I remain needy now. Commence with the boasts of getting laid. *leaves to gripe to beanie babies in barren bed thread* ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know.

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Limertilly Surprise Inspector Member

Posted Hide Post good lord. i got frightened that i'd been abandoned by my one ally. *phew* "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

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thegirlthattimeforgot Member	Posted Hide Post perhaps i should create a thread entitled..."i will never get laid again by the guy i laid the most...i want most to lay a guy who lives too far away...and the one who lives within reach would probably just be a lay for a day...so i might as well become celibate from this minute on."
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The Name will not Ling Ling you, not ever Member

Posted Hide Post For the first time in a long long time I can firmly plant my flag in this thread as evidenced in a glorious fashion over and over again over the past week with the most incredible girl I have ever met in my life!!! Oh, and by careful testing, we both agree that a slipper can do a spectacular job in the sting department Sad thing is that I won't be able to post for anouther 5 months or so until the summer because I am moving to Las Vegas and she's finishing up her masters Talk about bitter sweet....

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Limertilly Surprise Inspector Member

Posted Hide Post bwaaaahahahaha. i ache. "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

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~nattie~ knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member	Posted Hide Post quote: Originally posted by Limertilly: bwaaaahahahaha. i ache. Is the drought over, Limer? ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know.
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Limertilly Surprise Inspector Member

Posted Hide Post no, it was a quick shower. relieved about 2 days' worth of tension, nowhere NEAR 9 months' worth. and no, i didn't give the guy my number. nor ask for his. "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

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punkrockgirl Member	Posted Hide Post perhaps i should go into detail about how superbly i was laid last night? "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke
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The Wanderer knows there is no spoon Member	Posted Hide Post *Imagines smoking a cigarette, then blowing out some smoke* That was a nice way to spend 6 hours. Hopefully next time it won't have to be so... abbreviated... This message has been edited. Last edited by: The Wanderer, James Wandering, but not lost. "You are a Knight Errant. All of the fun of rescuing damsels, and none of the paperwork."
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