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sadly, it didn't make him want to sleep except for, like, the five seconds he spent deciding whether or not he wanted to towel off. we ended up watching Heroes. ah, well. you know what they say. "the best laid plans o' mice and men..."


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You, my dear, are what we call a "trooper."

In the end you'll get everything you clearly deserve and more Smile


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bwa ha ha ha ha! my devious plan is working!

*ahem*
I mean, thank you for your kind and gracious support.

Big Grin


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Hey baby, we men *love* us a devious plan Smile

(we're not so good at that whole "thinking things up" stuff)


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no, this is true. but when it comes to putting a devious plan in action, I have no complaints about the, uhh...particular assistance a man can offer.


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Well, we do have our uses, however limited in scope they may be. I mean, not like I am...it was a metaphor!

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size doesn't matter as long as you've got toys, hun.


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Oh happen to be ambidextrous with finely toned jaw muscles.

/just sayin'....


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oh, definitely. we wouldn't want to rule out any promising possibilities, of course.


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It's all in the training love, all in the training.


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[disclaimer: training may not be available to your gender or in you area. Consult a qualified physician and/or lawyer before use. If irritation persists, seek medical assistance at once.]


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...well... he did. harumph. although I have an appointment for later tonight. I like it better in the dark anyway. Smile

ETA: well, that didn't accomplish very much. I mean, I was never really quick to climax and I usually only got one, rarely multiples, but damnit, for the past few months, no matter what he does it just won't pop. so it was amusing and all, but it wasn't great.

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blurgh. that sucks. do you, uh, help much? I assume you do. in which case, I hear it's pretty typical for your body to go through different cycles for various reasons. maybe you'll cycle through this soon. *fingers crossed*

the husband and I actually reversed that particular problem for a very long time. it was very strange. the chick's supposed to be the one who doesn't get to climax, not the guy. but he's been "popping," as you put it, for the past couple weeks. I am very pleased.

oh, and that does include last night. Big Grin


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it's been off since the whole stopped-having-a-period thing. (which finally happened after I saw the doc) so I was kinda hoping that maybe it had returned. but no.

Although I did make him grin that lovely impish grin he gets that just melts me - after watching Doctor Who I told him, Now that David Tennant got me all warm and tingly, how about you get me all hot and bothered. That worked Big Grin



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did the doctor put you on any new med'cine or sumfink? that could be interfering.

Doctor Who as foreplay. if only their ad agency knew about that. Big Grin at least your fun was intentional! I whined, but he was too tired, so I went to change clothes, and he followed me, and then we got distracted. as it turns out, I like distractions.


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Oh happen to be ambidextrous with finely toned jaw muscles.

/just sayin'....


Eek

you know the right things to say to make a lady happy, don't you?


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Oh happen to be ambidextrous with finely toned jaw muscles.

/just sayin'....


Eek

you know the right things to say to make a lady happy, don't you?


Yes... but can he lick his eyebrows?



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Oh happen to be ambidextrous with finely toned jaw muscles.

/just sayin'....


Eek

you know the right things to say to make a lady happy, don't you?


Yes... but can he lick his eyebrows?


you know, reminds me of a joke my husband tells.

"how do you pick up a chick in lesbian bars"

"walk in and lick your eyebrows"


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Two years and seven months.

Done.

Big Grin

Yes.

You read correctly.

Mythos got laid. Have a wonderful night everyone. Big Grin


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Me too.

Big Grin


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