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Surprise Inspector Member  |
oh poor I'grey. *hug*
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Goofy Beast Member  |
This is Switzerland... A fiver won't get her very far. 
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member  |
Buy all the 'sex and the city' dvd's an turn them up really loudly....
~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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his colours are like your dream Member  |
oooh.. or buy a load of porn, and turn the volume up on those...
then she wouldn't be able to tell which was you , and which was them? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hyperbole is, without a shadow of doubt, the single greatest thing in the universe! |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
Or Sing when you're winning!
Sing Wagner when you're winning! Or Figaro, Figaro Fi-ga-rooooooo! ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
Too bad there are no lyrics the Ravel's Bolero...
~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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*95 gold stars* Member  |
*Hops in, trying to find missing sock*
where'd it go? Hermits have no peer pressure |
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Did something right Member  |
. . . you could ask your neighbors to hold the camera.
---------------------------------------------------------- "It really is fun to to stick burning objects into various orifices." "Sorry I haven't been around much, but I am easily distracted by shiny objects." "WEIRD! WEIRDY-WEIRDO-WEIRD! WEIRDOPOTTAMUS WEIRDOSAUR! HIM! YOU! WEIRD!"-Mr. Furious |
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Goofy Beast Member |
*suddenly Thirith is very, very glad that she's not a big Neil Gaiman fan and reads these boards...*
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
heheheheh....
Well maybe she'd find it funny? ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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Fractal demiurge Member  |
This might belong on Letters Your Never Going to Send thread, but:
Dear TLOML, Thank you for the multiple orgasms. They were much appreciated and I encourage you to continue the good work. However, my love, it is not...beseeming...to elicit a "high five" after providing me with my final, window-rattling orgasm. It makes the act trivialized into something like the bottom-patting one gives after a particularly good Little League game. My pussy is not the Bad News Bears. Love all the same, Me.  **** “Chives?” “Yes, m’lud?” “Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?” “Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.” “Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too” --- Joe 3Heads |
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Scourge of the Lower East Side Member  |
*envious of Alaura's 'not bad news bears' multiple experience*
Woo! *high fives* ---------------------------- Official Pineapple Master General of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination He said 'It's all in your head,' and I said, 'So's everything' But he didn't get it.... |
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*95 gold stars* Member |
Grrrrr
That's all Grrrrrr Hermits have no peer pressure |
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Fractal demiurge Member |
Is that an Austin Powers-esque "very grr, baby" or is it a "man I wish that I could be the giver of multiple orgggrrrrasms right now?"
And if it is option B, you have no place in this thread, sir. **** “Chives?” “Yes, m’lud?” “Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?” “Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.” “Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too” --- Joe 3Heads |
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Companion to owls Member  |
*envies Aluar, high five included*
Got laid, but I think the lack of practice kind of ruined the experience. Well, not "ruined" exactly, but "made it much less enjoyable and very, very frustrating, even though the cuddles were nice, some more actual SEX would have been appreciated". I got whole Tuesday and half Wednesday to make up for it, though   |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
Clover:
Good to see you again. been a while. And ladies: all i have to say is that sometimes *time* is the *enemy* ... *grin* <edit in> I mean sometimes there *is* no *time* to do things properly. Or have Thai food afterwards </edit> ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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*95 gold stars* Member |
madam, allow me my grrr. It is not merely Grrr baby in an Austin Powers parody. but it is Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Multiply by many Grrrrrrrrr. Option B does not apply Aside from the normal desire to provide pleasure of course. on a grand scale *falls asleep* Hermits have no peer pressure |
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is a loose cannon Member  |
This is, quite possibly, the best post of the year, right here. "You pass through the places, and the places they pass through you, but you carry 'em with you on the soles of your travelin' shoes." --The Be Good Tanyas, "The Littlest Birds" http://hatchingphoenix.livejournal.com www.xanga.com/hatching_phoenix |
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Recovering catnip addict, (yahr) Member  |
Ahhhh....it's a good sorenesss...
Alaura-regarding these multiple orgasms-do yours occur after all the action has stopped? For some strange reason, mine do. Kinda weird, but then this is the 1st time I've experienced these, so I don't know what's going on. My fella kept on asking me if I was alright. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun... Illusions on celluloid My new website! |
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*95 gold stars* Member |
*Cuddles thread*
Hermits have no peer pressure |
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