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is currently hovering somewhere near Saturn
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oh poor I'grey. *hug*


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

blog: http://limertillysfoodporn.wordpress.com/

My sister's band, what I am very very proud of: www.bit.ly/toodar
 
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Originally posted by Mischief the Polarbear:
or slip them a fiver to go to the movies while you 'entertain' her.

This is Switzerland... A fiver won't get her very far. Razz


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We scraped along like rats, but now we will soar like eagles... eagles on pogo sticks!
 
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is in perfect karmic alignment
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Buy all the 'sex and the city' dvd's an turn them up really loudly....


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Blog: Room with a view.

~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko

 
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stole the last root beer
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oooh.. or buy a load of porn, and turn the volume up on those...

then she wouldn't be able to tell which was you , and which was them?


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Or Sing when you're winning!

Sing Wagner when you're winning!

Or Figaro, Figaro Fi-ga-rooooooo!


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Blog: Room with a view.

~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko

 
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Too bad there are no lyrics the Ravel's Bolero...


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Blog: Room with a view.

~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko

 
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*Hops in, trying to find missing sock*

where'd it go?





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. . . you could ask your neighbors to hold the camera.


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*suddenly Thirith is very, very glad that she's not a big Neil Gaiman fan and reads these boards...*


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heheheheh....
Well maybe she'd find it funny?


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Blog: Room with a view.

~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko

 
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This might belong on Letters Your Never Going to Send thread, but:

Dear TLOML,

Thank you for the multiple orgasms. They were much appreciated and I encourage you to continue the good work.

However, my love, it is not...beseeming...to elicit a "high five" after providing me with my final, window-rattling orgasm. It makes the act trivialized into something like the bottom-patting one gives after a particularly good Little League game.

My pussy is not the Bad News Bears.

Love all the same,

Me.


ego forceps ergo ego forceps


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"Chives?"�
"Yes, m'lud?"�
"Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?"�
"Indeed m'lud. She's marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins."�
"Well, Chives, you'd better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too"�
--- Joe 3Heads
 
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*envious of Alaura's 'not bad news bears' multiple experience*


Woo!

*high fives*


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But he didn't get it....
 
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Grrrrr



That's all



Grrrrrr





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Is that an Austin Powers-esque "very grr, baby" or is it a "man I wish that I could be the giver of multiple orgggrrrrasms right now?"

And if it is option B, you have no place in this thread, sir.


ego forceps ergo ego forceps


****
"Chives?"�
"Yes, m'lud?"�
"Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?"�
"Indeed m'lud. She's marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins."�
"Well, Chives, you'd better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too"�
--- Joe 3Heads
 
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*envies Aluar, high five included*

Got laid, but I think the lack of practice kind of ruined the experience. Well, not "ruined" exactly, but "made it much less enjoyable and very, very frustrating, even though the cuddles were nice, some more actual SEX would have been appreciated".

I got whole Tuesday and half Wednesday to make up for it, though Big Grin


 
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Clover:
Good to see you again. been a while.
And ladies: all i have to say is that sometimes *time* is the *enemy* ... *grin*
<edit in>
I mean sometimes there *is* no *time* to do things properly. Or have Thai food afterwards
</edit>


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Blog: Room with a view.

~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko

 
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Originally posted by Alaura Ephemera:
Is that an Austin Powers-esque "very grr, baby" or is it a "man I wish that I could be the giver of multiple orgggrrrrasms right now?"

And if it is option B, you have no place in this thread, sir.



madam, allow me my grrr. It is not merely Grrr baby in an Austin Powers parody.

but it is


Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Multiply by many


Grrrrrrrrr.


Option B does not apply


Aside from the normal desire to provide pleasure of course.

on a grand scale


*falls asleep*





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Originally posted by Alaura Ephemera:
This might belong on Letters Your Never Going to Send thread, but:

Dear TLOML,

Thank you for the multiple orgasms. They were much appreciated and I encourage you to continue the good work.

However, my love, it is not...beseeming...to elicit a "high five" after providing me with my final, window-rattling orgasm. It makes the act trivialized into something like the bottom-patting one gives after a particularly good Little League game.

My pussy is not the Bad News Bears.

Love all the same,

Me.

This is, quite possibly, the best post of the year, right here. Big Grin


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Ahhhh....it's a good sorenesss...


Alaura-regarding these multiple orgasms-do yours occur after all the action has stopped? For some strange reason, mine do. Kinda weird, but then this is the 1st time I've experienced these, so I don't know what's going on. My fella kept on asking me if I was alright.


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*Cuddles thread*





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