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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member  |
How about when you do get laid, but despite the tingly buildup your body betrays you and just won't pop?
'cos that's what my treacherous bitch of a clitoris is doing to me. feh. I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
I hate that. it's more frustrating than not getting laid at all.
~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Meh, most of the time I can't come, but it's not all about that, really.
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
ah-ha! this is how my sex life goes. me feeling guilty cuz I get off and he doesn't.
but, uh...I can live with guilt.  also, out of the four (of the last five) days in which I could've posted in this thread, only one of them was a guilt-inducing experience. so all in all life is very good at the moment. ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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DK BOP Member  |
Since there's no "I just got cuddled" thread I'll put this here. (Hey, it's a rare accomplishment for me. Don't mock me. I'm happy)
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Getting cuddled is goooooood.
__ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Don't. Blink. Member  |
I am VERY happy for you El!!! Getting cuddled is often even better than getting laid!
Congrats! ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Thanks you two. Oh, and this, definitely one of those times.
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Wigber Member  |
Nope, I'm a bloke - something always pops. Worst thing that can happen is an ejaculation without orgasm. p.s. try long foreplay, hours if required, till you forget what ever you have on your mind and relax. ____________________________________________ Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do. - Donald Knuth |
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Watched "Earl" last night and realised that we've been using the "gotta balance the books" excuse, same as Joy and Crabman! (So the kids don't know what you're up to)
It's so embarrassing - they come and stand outside the door and ask questions about money and have we got enough to go on holiday yet?! Maybe as they're old enough to know what we're up to and old enough to stay up past our bedtime, we need to use "the hat on the door"? ********* I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. Kurt Vonnegut |
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Long foreplay makes me impatient. What's an ejaculation like without an orgasm? (Okay, that's a far too nosy question so don't answer if you don't want to. )__ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Exactly what it says on the tin really. It feels relaxing, but not satisfying. It happens very rarely, when I try to control my self for too long. My mind is holding back, but other body parts eventually get fed up with that idea and let go. I usually can go straight into a bonus round, it's only inconvenient because I get little to no advance warning when it does let got.
I think that is the idea. ____________________________________________ Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do. - Donald Knuth |
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Pointless, unless there's someone's face/tits/elsewhere to aim at.
Someone best be here in two weeks' time, so I have someone to high-five. This message has been edited. Last edited by: Syme, ______________________________
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But it's different on TV! __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member |
yeah, long foreplay just makes me miss my window of opportunity.
I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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 Ladies, I have no idea what is going on at the other end of the receiver. All I can tell you is that slowly going down till she gets impatient and jumps up seems to be widely appreciated way to steam up an otherwise casual situation. ____________________________________________ Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do. - Donald Knuth |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member |
I must stress that my body and how it works are not typical! Your procedure works just fine for most women, honestly!
I envy women who climax quickly and repeatedly. I don't. I never have. I *think* that the fact that I've taken massive loads of painkillers for half my life may be a factor. I really can't compare - the car accident happened when I was 17 and I wasn't really sexually active before that. So for me hours of foreplay just doesn't work. I have a limited amount of time before something starts to hurt enough to become a distraction. I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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Not beeing a doctor, but that conclusion sound very reasonable.  ____________________________________________ Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do. - Donald Knuth |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
I think that affects me sometimes, too. I've been on various prescriptions since my mid-teens, and I have no idea how that's affected me. and my body is wildly unpredictable at times. last week/earlier this week, I was going along at a nice little clip, and last night...nothing. I got a weird crampy feeling instead and couldn't come. *shrug* so sometimes I really really need the long foreplay, and sometimes I want it now so just shut the hell up and get on with it already! the husband is slowly learning to differentiate between these times; sometimes it's hard for a guy to see through the haze of his own erection, I think. ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member |
Oh and I think that despite my age, that I'm peri-menpausal. Which is playing silly buggers with my system too.
I've discussed it with my doctor and he doesn't seem very concerned. feh. I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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