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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
he doesn't seem concerned? if it concerns you, it ought to concern him! *shakes fist at dok-tor*
~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Oestre sparagmos! Member  |
"just say when you want to go back to the flat"
"now is good."  ____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member  |
Which of you said that?
  "The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up. Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck." - Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980 |
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Oestre sparagmos! Member |
actually he said both bits. for the sake of decency i have omitted a middle-section which promted his response
____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
aaaaah! no, you must tell us what you said!
*jumps about excitedly* also, last night was of the good. ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Don't. Blink. Member  |
yes - yes i did
 it was - gooooood.------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Oestre sparagmos! Member |
and still i'm thinking no ____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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That just made me lol. Got to wait a week and four days till I can post here. GRRRRRRRS. ______________________________
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Oestre sparagmos! Member |
i have to wait even longer, having just found out that there are no double rooms left at the hostel for the dot-to-dot weekend
  we weren't technically an item when i convinced him to come, and now i wish i'd just acted on hope. ____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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Meh, I have a single bed and I'm still using it. Besides, if it's too small for that, there's always the wall, the floor, the shower, or the ceiling if you're equipped with suction pads.
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Oestre sparagmos! Member |
yeah, you misunderstand - we're in a mixed dorm. possibly not even in the same dorm. dorm sex is not at all fun in the slightest (trust me on this)
____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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Bristol = city
City = alleyways ______________________________
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Oestre sparagmos! Member |
when i'm up on a charge for indecent exposure i'm blaming you entirely ____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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Hah! I've gotten away with worse. At least it'll probably be dark.
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
pleeeeeeeeeeeeease...tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *puppy dog eyes* ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member  |
I got laid today! Twice! And once in a very dangerous position!
Sigh...good day  |
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Girded for battle Member  |
Dangerous position?
..on the bonnet of a moving car? Whilst scuba-diving with great white sharks? On a rollercoaster! Ahhh.. now I'm just getting myself excited.
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Wigber Member  |
The Missionary Position? |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member |
I was reaching into the shower to turn the water on
There was some balancing and some head bonkage |
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Girded for battle Member |
Shower sex is difficult! I'm always scared that one of us will slip and crack our skulls open. Giving head in all the wrong ways.
(T'is worth the strugglin', mind, mark my words.) |
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