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*smiles*

I really can see again.

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"You are a Woodmonger. When people want something hot, they seek you out. Why, you've given the entire township wood. It's valuable stuff. Wood, that is. Brown gold. Texas timber. Environmentalists may worry that you're contributing to global burning, but really, what are the alternatives? Using the liquefied remains of prehistoric organisms? That's just crazy talk!"-Royko

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Mythos are you eating carrots in bed again?

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better than crackers in bed. crumbs everywhere!

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Indeed.

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ladykatza

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you know, i knew a woman once that nicknamed her pussy "crackers".

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^^ I never imagined that I'd ever read that sentence on my computer screen. Shows what I know!

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ladykatza

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If not on your computer screen then where?

What makes it even funnier is the southern accent.

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wow. that's marvelously insane!

also:

~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~

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Was her boyfriend named Polly, by any chance?

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LOL

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again

~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~

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okay, sorry, guys, but I had a really good weekend, and I must squee.

*hides in a corner and squees*

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Yay for Ap!

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aw, thanks.

~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~

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I dunno where to put this except "somewhere in Flame Wars" so here goes:

http://xkcd.com/443/

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hahahahhahahahhaha

that is the BEST!

*thanking God she works for a dermatologist*

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mmm...

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ahhh. well, that's somewhat better.

Interestingly - I accidentally ended up with a boardie from a different board. We had a fun talk about boardie culture, etc.

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quote:
Interestingly - I accidentally ended up with a boardie from a different board. We had a fun talk about boardie culture, etc.

Pillow talk for geeks!

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