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Did something right Member  |
*Leaves a twenty on the bedstand*
---------------------------------------------------------- "It really is fun to to stick burning objects into various orifices." "Sorry I haven't been around much, but I am easily distracted by shiny objects." "WEIRD! WEIRDY-WEIRDO-WEIRD! WEIRDOPOTTAMUS WEIRDOSAUR! HIM! YOU! WEIRD!"-Mr. Furious |
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Goofy Beast Member  |
But the eternal question remains... Who gets to sleep in the wet patch? 
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Fractal demiurge Member  |
Its been known to happen. A couple of them have occured while he's in the bathroom retreiving a towel. There was one time that I felt so good that tears came to my eyes. He was alarmed to say the least, but when I told him, he was all proud of himself and now when I'm being bratty to him he'll say "You better watch it...I know how to make you cry." And then we'll both grin. Hee.  **** “Chives?†“Yes, m’lud?†“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?†“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.†“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too†--- Joe 3Heads |
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Pirate/Zombie/Hero Member  |
Technically this should have been posted last night. But after 2 go-arounds I didn't have the energy to get out of bed. So sue me. *streches*
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Fractal demiurge Member |
Whoo-hoo! Double feature!
**** “Chives?†“Yes, m’lud?†“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?†“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.†“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too†--- Joe 3Heads |
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*95 gold stars* Member  |
 Hermits have no peer pressure |
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*Refrains from high-fiving anybody* _________________________________________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato "I am the true Destiny -- for I have his boots!" -- me Matrix's Musings |
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his colours are like your dream Member  |
*low fives MD*
~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hyperbole is, without a shadow of doubt, the single greatest thing in the universe! |
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*95 gold stars* Member |
*Hump*
Hermits have no peer pressure |
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his colours are like your dream Member |
hump? good hump or bad hump.
couch your reply in camels ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hyperbole is, without a shadow of doubt, the single greatest thing in the universe! |
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*95 gold stars* Member |
 I trust the Happy Camel answers the question. If not, Play with Bootsy and let the funk guide you.  (Why did a GiS search for 'Camel Couch' pull up Bootsy?) This message has been edited. Last edited by: Cavenagh, Hermits have no peer pressure |
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badger, yahr, badger, escher Member ![Picture of nonsleeper[chickie]](http://xb9.xanga.com/d2ea95215753573894951/t49825261.jpg "Picture of nonsleeper[chickie]") |
. . . knees still a little wobbly . . .
 *glow* __________________________________ Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.  |
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Smartest woman in the world. Member  |
Dear Alaura, Please don't give my boyfriend any more "great post orgasmic celebratory techniques" to try out on me. He comes up with weird enough crap on his own. Love, Jocelyn. |
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Did something right Member |
Dear Alaura,
You're right, the high five wasn't well received. What else you got? Love, Chris ---------------------------------------------------------- "It really is fun to to stick burning objects into various orifices." "Sorry I haven't been around much, but I am easily distracted by shiny objects." "WEIRD! WEIRDY-WEIRDO-WEIRD! WEIRDOPOTTAMUS WEIRDOSAUR! HIM! YOU! WEIRD!"-Mr. Furious |
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Surprise Inspector Member  |
ok, i guess i'm just getting everyone's hopes up by posting in here, but it's not for THAT reason. it's because it's weird knowing about the sex lives of COUPLES from the board. please stop.
that's all. "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Ruby of the Desert Member  |
Dizz, thanks you for saying that
--Mikka, not so almighty look at me - I'm contributing to this forum. You can't change the world but you can make a dent -- Smoochy |
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has no member title Member  |
Remember how I said I would have to cook for company this weekend?
Well, this is my recipe for original Indonesian Rendang (a spicy beef stew): Half a kilo of beef (the kind for soups or stews) Quarter of a litre of fairly thick coconut milk Spices: 1 red onion, 1 garlic toe and 2 red pepperoni, all crushed or blended very fine 1 toesized lump of galanga 2 laurel leaves 1 lemongrass half a tbsp. of tamarind (or half a tamarind) some sugar and salt to taste Cut meat into 5 cm big pieces, as thick as a thumb. Bring half a litre of water to boil with a third of the coconut milk. Boil meat in it for one hour, adding all the spices. Remove meat and hit it with a hammer (or whatever) to fray the fibres. Dump meat back in, add the rest of the coconut milk and cook slowly until the liquid evaporates. The meat should be soft and succulent, add more water if it's not done yet. And if you think that this recipe has nothing to do with me getting laid... you err. __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member  |
Here we would say: The love of a man goes throughh his stomach... only it sounds icky when you translate it. And Onions: Rendang! Mmmmmhhhh my fave!
~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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his colours are like your dream Member |
we have the same saying...
the way to a man's heart is through his stomache. which just isn't true... it's through the ribcage ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hyperbole is, without a shadow of doubt, the single greatest thing in the universe! |
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has no member title Member |
Here, we say that too! lol.
And I only have two painful cuts in my hand, excarbated by cutting pepperoni, as a downside! I think I like cooking after all. __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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