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Has no front teeth Member  |
Happy?
 (75 is the new 100. heh. Maths.) And in honor of the Thread That Went Before- (moment of silence)
This message has been edited. Last edited by: BeeZee, ______________________ “Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.” ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit! |
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hey, i am an accountant.
*runs out of thread before people mis-understand* ~ You are an Accomptant. You keep track of the King's accounts, which is a fairly simplish job: his current holdings is always A LOT, and his expected revenue is always MORE. 'Sgood ta be da King. As long as there isn't a peasant uprising, you're likely to keep your head. Also, you're the only one in the office who knows how to use an abbacus. (Or multiply.) (Or add.) I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member  |
Too late!
*BUNNEHPOINTS* |
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*95 gold stars* Member  |
Oh, we understand accountants.
Hermits have no peer pressure |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member |
If your accountant isn't getting laid, have someone else do your taxes.
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Surprise Inspector Member  |
dear good god. being away from home for a MONTH without a vibrator is going to kill me.
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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someone..please....i am not above pity now you know....i am running out of books to read too!
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Oestre sparagmos! Member  |
*sigh*
____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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Can I join in the sigh when it's been just over a week? To be fair, that was the last time I had continued access.
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Oestre sparagmos! Member |
hey, if you need it, you need it. however long it's been.
although i get to sigh more ____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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*BIGGER SIGH!*
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Don't. Blink. Member  |
*joins sighing*
*is looking down the barrel of a LONG dry spell* ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Oestre sparagmos! Member |
Ava, I think we need to start a sisterhood.
(Syme, you can be an honorary girl for the duration) ____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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Wigber Member  |
So once I was trekking on the South Island of New Zealand, the Copeland trail. We had taken a half rest day and made a hangi. We'd divided the wine amongst the nine of us, and had plans for a grand evening which started off literally swimmingly as we all went skinny dipping in the coldest fucking lake I'd ever imagined while the food cooked underground.
Some random fishermen from the lake were at the same campsite, and we invited them to eat and drink with us (which was not entirely altruistic considering we'd have to carry out anything we didn't consume that night). Most of us, tired from the first week's trek, stayed up enjoying the camp fire and drinking with the locals except one, I was later to learn, very sweet Swiss girl. Inevitably, the talk turned to the protocols when trekking about Number One and Number Two, and of course someone cracked a joke about Number Five; and it was not me this time, I swear. So one of the local guys said, have any of you ever tried a Number Ten. We all answered, "No, what the heck is that?" And he helpfully informed us that a Number Ten is when you sit on your hands until they fall asleep so it feels like someone else is doing it. From the tent of the, presumably asleep, Swiss girl we hear, "Would you all just go to bed you drunken sex monsters!" So we did  And, um, I kind of forgot why I wanted to tell that story here...has anyone seen my teeth and walker.... ------------------------------------- This space left intentionally blank |
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Don't. Blink. Member |
ok - ok - I don't want to jinx it or anything - but things are looking promising that I very soon won't have to post in here so much. This is very very good.
But - for today - let's just say it still applies.  ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Only sounds like Keith Flint Member  |
still applies here too. |
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working on his degree in brapping Member  |
around here, that's known as "The Stranger." _______________________________________ WARNING: the preceding message is not to be taken personally. Keep away from children. *** Inactivist of the Radical Status Quo |
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Don't. Blink. Member |
"around here" would that be Toronto or your place  ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Don't. Blink. Member |
quoting myself now - how sad... so - yeah - apparently I jinxed it. *sigh* damn. fuck. (or not - in this case) ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Only sounds like Keith Flint Member |
Sorry to hear that Ava. I'm going on a date with a girl from OKcupid next weekend, hopefully, but i doubt it will lead to sex. I suck at making advances and tend to move too slowly for my companions.
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Neil Gaiman www.NeilgaimanBoard.com www.NeilgaimanBoard.com The World's End FLAME WARS The "Oh my God I STILL need to get laid" Thread
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