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Great wyrm of Toronto
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Who here is really pissed off today, or for that matter has been pissed off for a very long time? Here, let me start. Think of it as a lingering resonance of all those disappointments.

All you have to do is this.

All those people who do not deserve to live another second, goodbye you vapid pig-fuckers!!!

DIE!!!!!!!!!!




Here have another!!!! On and through the house(s)!!!



And for the ultimate ... cosmic obliteration!!! Mwahaahahahaahahaahahahahaahahahaahahah ...



Anyone else??? *fumes, is up for some thermo global nuclear war ...


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YOU MOTHERFUCKERS KILLED BUKOWSKI, YOU KILLED BURROUGHS, YOU KILLED HUNTER THOMPSON, BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL ME!
 
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I'm sorry Mythos. Today just wasn't a good day for me. I don't know if its the stress my Grandmother is causing, my deficiency in iron and B12, or my job or class, or even the cold I may be catching or all of the above. I'm sorry I couldn't see you today. I wish I did, but I know it wouldn't have been a good idea, you would have wanted to do stuff but today I'm just so tired. I'm sorry. You know I still care about you. I love you very much. I hope to speak to you soon.


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People are incredibly stupid.

I will no longer write instructions for stupid people. If they can't figure it out for themselves, TOUGH. Motherfuckers.


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ya know what?
im tired of stupid people. not just your average stupid people, but people like this:
me:springfiled ymca can i help you?
caller:yeah, i wanna get a member card?
m:were you interested in a family membership or individual?
c:the free one with the medical card?
m:well, if you recieve a medical card, you are eligible to apply for our financial assistance program. what we need to determine eligibility will be a current year to date wage stub, a copy of last years tax return, and for your caseworker to verify your benifits.
c:why you need all that?
m:to see what your monthly membership would cost.
c:but it would be free right?
n: no it would be based on your income
c well i aint bringing in all that shit, cant i just pay it once a month.
m:you can either pay for the year all in full, or we can draft it once a month out of your checking or savings account.
c:well i aint got those. cant i just come and pay cash at the front.
m:no, im sorry, if you would like to do that, it would have to be the whole year all in full.
c:i cant pay for 3 months?
m:no, im sorry we dont have that option.
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“Umm… well, number 2 is off sick, 38 is suffering from a mild case of sanity, and 74 has

run off to the world of men to spread sparkly gigglepops to their drab civilization.”
“Is she nuts?”
“Oh yes, she scored very highly on the entrance exam”
 
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GAAAHHHHH!!
just general soul sucking frustration at lack of progress on essays.


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I hate waiting for stuff to happen... all this stuff in limbo.
Concerts need to happen, classes need to start, and i need to get phone calls from girls and go dancing
maybe this impatience is why i can't write anymore
 
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There is this essay. A research essay. It has to be done around Thursday. This Thursday. A fifteen to twenty page essay. With little to no instructions, save that I use primary sources and say what I have to say.

And after creating topic after topic over a few weeks, scraping and revising one after the other, going from a generalized idea to a more and more specific one, and scrambling to find sources, many of which I haven't even read before and have to, I realized something:

Yet again, I have to change my topic.

Bloody ... friggin arrfhghghhgh rrrrrrrrraaaaarrrrr acckkk ....

(hold please)



......

That is all.


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Mwahaahahahaahahaahaahahahaahahahah ... KaBLUEY!


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i'm there. i had to rewrite papers for this week and next. but everytime i start, i know the comments and things my prof will pick apart.
its harsh.
what's your paper on?


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A paper on rhetoric in the Epic of Gilgamesh. And also, let me convey my sympathies.


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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ... (just keeps screaming)


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when in a polygamous relationship and trying to "court" another couple, you don't call your wife a "stupid bitch" to the other woman you are trying to create a relationship with.

now, i call my husband a bastard on occasion, but only when he does something extra bastardly and with much loving. (and of course, my husband regularly admits this of himself, and i wouldn't have him any other way)

but! i don't see how "stupid bitch" can be said in a loving way. i just can't.


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quote:
i don't see how "stupid bitch" can be said in a loving way. i just can't.


Yeah, I'm with you on that one Lady K. *hugs*



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Me too. Love is not the emotion at that point. At best, just anger. At best.


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(for the record, i'm not talking about my husband)

Thanks Ronin, Mythos


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That's good to hear. But man, the guy who said that has some serious problems and sounds like a real headcase.



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*low grumbles*



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

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DAmnitdamnitdamnit!! I waited 2 hours for you, you stupid fansub to download, and now YOU, my bastard piece of crap computer forces me to restart!?!?! I was half-an-hour away... Frown..but I might as well restart, and try tomorw. *Is over it already*


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Don't you just hate computers and technology, :P I do. When they don't work like they're supposed to.


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