Neil Gaiman    www.NeilgaimanBoard.com    www.NeilgaimanBoard.com  Hop To Forum Categories  The World's End  Hop To Forums  FLAME WARS    The "Oh my God I STILL need to get laid" Thread
Page 1 ... 11 12 13 14 15 
Go
New
Find
Notify
Tools
Reply
  
The "Oh my God I STILL need to get laid" Thread
 Login/Join
 
Smiter of the Stupid
Member
Picture of Saint NightWalker
posted Hide Post
<wonders if this thread will be partially alleviated at HoTR>


____________________
-=- Saint NightWalker -=-

Donut: "Oh man, that is a BURN. Dude, you just got BURNED. BURN, dude. BURN."
Simmons: "Oh, shut up! Your armor's pink."
 
Posts: 2507 | Location: SoCali, USA, Earth | Registered: June 20, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Smartest woman in the world.
Member
Picture of Jocelyn
posted Hide Post
Motherfuckers, this is NOT why I got married. Tongster's anatomy is of no use to me when he's in Taiwan and I'm still here.

Told you I'd be back.  


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Parenthetical enthusiast.
 
Posts: 8092 | Location: On the 34th Floor | Registered: November 04, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Pirate/Zombie/Hero
Member
Picture of Jena
posted Hide Post
Business trips are a very good reason for investing in certain helpful implements.


***********************************
Vice-Chancellor of the Heartless Bitch Council

Damn peer pressure
 
Posts: 5271 | Location: Sacramento, CA, US | Registered: August 17, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Dane Cook's Final Horcrux
Member
Picture of Domi
posted Hide Post
*points* (NSFW!)



____________________________________________________
I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
Posts: 20848 | Registered: November 11, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Pirate/Zombie/Hero
Member
Picture of Jena
posted Hide Post
I am almost positive that the use of one of those kits in the Tong household would result in Tongster running around pretending he had two with various nefarious intentions. The *mindbleach* part is I can ALMOST picture it (emphasis on "ALMOST", thank god!).


***********************************
Vice-Chancellor of the Heartless Bitch Council

Damn peer pressure
 
Posts: 5271 | Location: Sacramento, CA, US | Registered: August 17, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Smartest woman in the world.
Member
Picture of Jocelyn
posted Hide Post
That sounds awesome.

*purchase!*
Thanks Domi!  


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Parenthetical enthusiast.
 
Posts: 8092 | Location: On the 34th Floor | Registered: November 04, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
*102 gold stars*
Member
Picture of Cavenagh
posted Hide Post
Did you get the glow in the dark version?





Hermits have no peer pressure
 
Posts: 8095 | Registered: April 09, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Did something right
Member
Picture of Big Flinchy!
posted Hide Post
Are we going to start a "Pictures of Posters' Dildoes" thread?


----
My baby is cuter than your baby!
 
Posts: 12870 | Registered: February 18, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Weirdy American Tart Thing
Member
Picture of Maeve
posted Hide Post
oh dear. Where's the mindbleach?



Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies.


The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive

 
Posts: 25366 | Location: under tangled yarn | Registered: August 09, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Did something right
Member
Picture of Big Flinchy!
posted Hide Post
Wait for the "Making Of" YouTube Extra!


----
My baby is cuter than your baby!
 
Posts: 12870 | Registered: February 18, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Weirdy American Tart Thing
Member
Picture of Maeve
posted Hide Post
I think you've finally found a link I wouldn't click. Unless you rickrolled me (oh gods, I just wanted to type dickrolled, as a really bad pun! I need mindbleach for my own brain!)



Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies.


The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive

 
Posts: 25366 | Location: under tangled yarn | Registered: August 09, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR!
Member
Picture of ladykatza
posted Hide Post
So. Fucking. Horny. *SNARLS*


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple.

Has Been Assimilated.

blog or not
 
Posts: 8877 | Location: ain't from 'round these parts | Registered: August 02, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
is currently hovering somewhere near Saturn
Member
Picture of Limertilly
posted Hide Post
what she said.


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

blog: http://limertillysfoodporn.wordpress.com/

My sister's band, what I am very very proud of: www.bit.ly/toodar
 
Posts: 26263 | Location: your left ear | Registered: June 28, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR!
Member
Picture of ladykatza
posted Hide Post
the bad part is... I'm not lacking for sex. I'm just.. FUCKING GODDAMN HORNY! and at work too... earlier. I had that shit eatin' grin I get when I KNOW I'm going to be doing something about it later and GRRRRR... grrrr... *snarls*


*is a horny redhead and somewhat tipsy and not at work anymore*

My husband might just get a happy birthday after all.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple.

Has Been Assimilated.

blog or not
 
Posts: 8877 | Location: ain't from 'round these parts | Registered: August 02, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
*Special Achievement Award Winner 2010* shines on like the stars
Member
Picture of library lady
posted Hide Post
I moved to Indiana right after the halloWEVa. 'Hubby' is still in Minnesota until the house sells. enough said.


+++
Life is too short to read a bad book.
 
Posts: 2485 | Location: Page 42 | Registered: December 27, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Oestre sparagmos!
Member
Picture of fionchadd
posted Hide Post
CHRIST ALIVE this is killing me.

(more detail whited out - don't know how much people want to hear Razz)

Been chatting over the web to three guys over the last couple of weeks or so. Just chatting, which turned to flirting, which turned to slightly more explicit flirting, which has me horny as ANYTHING. Annoying part: One lives in the US, one lives in Leeds and one lives in London but has a girlfriend. GODDAMN


____________________________________________________
Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen.

EP now available for FREE download! Click Here

"Fairytales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten"

a peek inside the whirlwind of my thoughts
 
Posts: 10543 | Location: deepest darkest somerset | Registered: December 31, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr!
Member
Picture of Moon Jester
posted Hide Post
Man, I thought people were kidding about testosterone raising the sex drive. It certainly does that. I have never been this horny, dammit.

And the people in the apartment next to mine seem to be getting some action every other night... quite loudly I might add. This is not helping at all, and is getting really annoying.


-----~~-----
Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil?
 
Posts: 9600 | Location: I was hoping you could tell me | Registered: April 20, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Knows what a real civil war should be
Member
Picture of Furious
posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Moon Jester:
Man, I thought people were kidding about testosterone raising the sex drive.


HA! And now you know the Dilemma of Men. Welcome to the Club.
 
Posts: 32867 | Location: smooshy mashed pertato mountian | Registered: June 25, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Companion to owls
Member
Picture of cloverheart
posted Hide Post
This is ridiculous.

The worst of it is, more and more I'm getting this feeling like my youth is slowly but inexorably escaping out of me, leaving an empty, jaded and stale carcass behind. I'm starting to see where the stereotype of the bitter spinster comes from.

Universe, I'm not looking for a boyfriend. I just want a fuck. And you know my standars aren't that high -minimally nice and fun, some degree of physical attraction (in my case that covers a very large area) and not creepy.

What does it matter? Everyone I know is already in a relationship. Everyone THEY know is too. Every fucking one. Except old, sour unfucked me Mad


 
Posts: 11802 | Location: home? | Registered: June 19, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Dane Cook's Final Horcrux
Member
Picture of Domi
posted Hide Post
I'm never so much worried about having a boyfriend, I just worry about being at that point where I'm only friends with couples. I don't know why, it shouldn't bother me but it does. People in couples behave differently, I'm sure they're having more fun with each other, but they seem to *do* less, as if they're taking each other's momentum. I just think one day I'm going to have no one to do anything fun with, or god-forbid just *one* person to do a one-person thing with.

I don't want to get laid particularly, either, so I shouldn't really be here Wink



____________________________________________________
I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
Posts: 20848 | Registered: November 11, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
  Powered by Social Strata Page 1 ... 11 12 13 14 15  
 

Neil Gaiman    www.NeilgaimanBoard.com    www.NeilgaimanBoard.com  Hop To Forum Categories  The World's End  Hop To Forums  FLAME WARS    The "Oh my God I STILL need to get laid" Thread

© YourCopy 2001