<wonders if this thread will be partially alleviated at HoTR>

Motherfuckers, this is NOT why I got married. Tongster's anatomy is of no use to me when he's in Taiwan and I'm still here.

Told you I'd be back.  

Business trips are a very good reason for investing in certain helpful implements.

*points* (NSFW!)

I am almost positive that the use of one of those kits in the Tong household would result in Tongster running around pretending he had two with various nefarious intentions. The *mindbleach* part is I can ALMOST picture it (emphasis on "ALMOST", thank god!).

That sounds awesome.

*purchase!*

Thanks Domi!  

Did you get the glow in the dark version?

Are we going to start a "Pictures of Posters' Dildoes" thread?

oh dear. Where's the mindbleach?

Wait for the "Making Of" YouTube Extra!

I think you've finally found a link I wouldn't click. Unless you rickrolled me (oh gods, I just wanted to type dickrolled, as a really bad pun! I need mindbleach for my own brain!)

So. Fucking. Horny. *SNARLS*

what she said.

the bad part is... I'm not lacking for sex. I'm just.. FUCKING GODDAMN HORNY! and at work too... earlier. I had that shit eatin' grin I get when I KNOW I'm going to be doing something about it later and GRRRRR... grrrr... *snarls*


*is a horny redhead and somewhat tipsy and not at work anymore*

My husband might just get a happy birthday after all.

I moved to Indiana right after the halloWEVa. 'Hubby' is still in Minnesota until the house sells. enough said.

CHRIST ALIVE this is killing me.

(more detail whited out - don't know how much people want to hear )

Been chatting over the web to three guys over the last couple of weeks or so. Just chatting, which turned to flirting, which turned to slightly more explicit flirting, which has me horny as ANYTHING. Annoying part: One lives in the US, one lives in Leeds and one lives in London but has a girlfriend. GODDAMN

Man, I thought people were kidding about testosterone raising the sex drive. It certainly does that. I have never been this horny, dammit.

And the people in the apartment next to mine seem to be getting some action every other night... quite loudly I might add. This is not helping at all, and is getting really annoying.

quote:

Originally posted by Moon Jester:
Man, I thought people were kidding about testosterone raising the sex drive.

HA! And now you know the Dilemma of Men. Welcome to the Club.

This is ridiculous.

The worst of it is, more and more I'm getting this feeling like my youth is slowly but inexorably escaping out of me, leaving an empty, jaded and stale carcass behind. I'm starting to see where the stereotype of the bitter spinster comes from.

Universe, I'm not looking for a boyfriend. I just want a fuck. And you know my standars aren't that high -minimally nice and fun, some degree of physical attraction (in my case that covers a very large area) and not creepy.

What does it matter? Everyone I know is already in a relationship. Everyone THEY know is too. Every fucking one. Except old, sour unfucked me

I'm never so much worried about having a boyfriend, I just worry about being at that point where I'm only friends with couples. I don't know why, it shouldn't bother me but it does. People in couples behave differently, I'm sure they're having more fun with each other, but they seem to *do* less, as if they're taking each other's momentum. I just think one day I'm going to have no one to do anything fun with, or god-forbid just *one* person to do a one-person thing with.

I don't want to get laid particularly, either, so I shouldn't really be here