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Ah, good old VOD/HBO porn ... (and in Spanish, too, which I don't speak. But then, a naked picture is worth priceless)


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Hypothetical situation: ...


by this time i'd probably have spent much time on her facebook profile trying to work out if she's not logging on or if she's only logging on briefly or if she's logging on for hours on end and talking to everyone except me, but i'm guessing you're not as paranoid obsessive as me. right? Razz

but to echo everyone else, get her number. or at least work towards getting it. don't let lack-of-facebook contact put you off. and even if it is the drink talking, something's feeding it the language.


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Today is like - completely unbearable for some reason! My body has turned on the hormones on high today I guess. *whew*

*aches*


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*sigh*

I think the aches gave up and moved on to Ava. Just empty now. Sad that I want the aches back...
Needing to get laid but not having the tingles is weird...
*sigh*


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oh good.

*aches more*


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*humps everything*
 
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*spends HOURS in bed doing nothing seriously constructive*


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*humps everything*


Anybody got bail money?


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Bail? You clearly haven't seen my talent for getting out of trouble yet.
 
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well - since you are one of the regulars in here with me - I WAS going to offer to pitch in. But since you don't need it... Razz

Meeting a new fellow tomorrow evening in the city. It looks VERY promising... if all goes well - well ya know Wink


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haha el leperchaun just lost his chance.


well - I meant pitch in with BAIL money!! Razz


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Bail? You clearly haven't seen my talent for getting out of trouble yet.


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gal you just made me choke on my tea Razz

*sigh* layage would be nice tho..


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meh. it's far too hot and humid for me to be interested in getting hotter and stickier.


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meh. it's far too hot and humid for me to be interested in getting hotter and stickier.

pfft. Roll Eyes which is why you're in this thread...
 
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meh. it's far too hot and humid for me to be interested in getting hotter and stickier.


two words. ice cubes.


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EP now available for FREE download! Click Here

"Fairytales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten"

a peek inside the whirlwind of my thoughts
 
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yeek! No thanks. I did that once and wasn't happy about it.

And actually, I don't belong in this thread, it wasn't very hot and humid the other night... Smile


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shut. up.
 
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I need. Now. Her especially, but if not I might just start humping the next thing that comes along. Be warned.
 
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