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Last weekend's mini fling I think only made me worse - it didn't even put a dent in the need. I think once you get to a certain point - you really need great sex. Good sex only suffices so much. *sigh*


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You could tie really good sex to the bed and take the weekend off work...


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but tying great sex to the bed and taking the weekend is a better idea. maybe.


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*Is a big furry ball of sexual tension*
 
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You could tie good sex to the bed and then go shopping for great sex. If you can't find any great sex then you still have good sex at home tied to the bed.


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Just throw the weekend, great sex and good sex on the bed, lock the door and enjoy.
 
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this might be the best plan yet!


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i dunno -- sorry you guys, i am not trying to detract from the significance of your discomfort or anything -- but i am really pretty comfortable with the amount of sex i am having right now (ie: zero) and i may or may not be having some more in the near or distant future, and i am really okay with any of those options at this point.

perhaps i have finally evolved into a state of post-sexuality like i'd always hoped? neat.


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You're in the wrong thread, dude. STOP RUBBING IT IN.

OMG...rubbing...


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OMG...rubbing...


Big Grin

eta: am i allowed to be in this thread and the other one all at once?

cos, well, i did just get laid.. but now i want to again. and again. and again...

*sigh*


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*horny and frustrated, with more than a slight suspicion of encroaching insanity*


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*checks sex meter*
*taps glass*
*watches dust particles float to bottom of meter*
*sighs*


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*tries to ignore the serious pangs of need coming from below*

*glares in Cobalt's direction*

*wants*

*sighs*


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don't get me wrong -- just because i don't NEED it, am not hurting without it, doesn't mean i don't WANT it. or that i wouldn't accept it if offered. Wink


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What's the statistical average for a mid-twenties male to get laid every year?

Just curious...


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Blah, previous plans to get some tonight have turned into not getting any and just staying home Frown
 
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For the love of all that is unholy! Don't tell me you've got a boyfriend but I can still come fuck you. (stupid morals...)
 
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*Sighs*

There's no place like home.


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Originally posted by D M:
What's the statistical average for a mid-twenties male to get laid every year?

Just curious...


Well I don't know the statistics but when I was in my mid-twenties i was only getting some about every 6 months or so and admittedly that was usually with a Frankfurt prostitute so i only counts as masturbation with a living breathing sex toy. So not counting them about 0 to 1 a year. I didn't start getting it regular til my mid to late thirties (thanks Masque Big Grin)

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okay, I have had porn in my head all day that would not go away! I'm finding third shift very frustrating right now.


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