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Don't. Blink. Member  |
Last weekend's mini fling I think only made me worse - it didn't even put a dent in the need. I think once you get to a certain point - you really need great sex. Good sex only suffices so much. *sigh*
------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member  |
You could tie really good sex to the bed and take the weekend off work...
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Don't. Blink. Member |
but tying great sex to the bed and taking the weekend is a better idea. maybe.
------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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*Is a big furry ball of sexual tension*
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member |
You could tie good sex to the bed and then go shopping for great sex. If you can't find any great sex then you still have good sex at home tied to the bed.
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Just throw the weekend, great sex and good sex on the bed, lock the door and enjoy.
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Don't. Blink. Member |
this might be the best plan yet!
------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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working on his degree in brapping Member  |
i dunno -- sorry you guys, i am not trying to detract from the significance of your discomfort or anything -- but i am really pretty comfortable with the amount of sex i am having right now (ie: zero) and i may or may not be having some more in the near or distant future, and i am really okay with any of those options at this point.
perhaps i have finally evolved into a state of post-sexuality like i'd always hoped? neat. _______________________________________ WARNING: the preceding message is not to be taken personally. Keep away from children. *** Inactivist of the Radical Status Quo |
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has no member title Member  |
You're in the wrong thread, dude. STOP RUBBING IT IN.
OMG...rubbing... __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Oestre sparagmos! Member  |
 eta: am i allowed to be in this thread and the other one all at once? cos, well, i did just get laid.. but now i want to again. and again. and again... *sigh* ____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member  |
*horny and frustrated, with more than a slight suspicion of encroaching insanity*
______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member |
*checks sex meter*
*taps glass* *watches dust particles float to bottom of meter* *sighs* |
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Don't. Blink. Member |
*tries to ignore the serious pangs of need coming from below*
*glares in Cobalt's direction* *wants* *sighs* ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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working on his degree in brapping Member |
don't get me wrong -- just because i don't NEED it, am not hurting without it, doesn't mean i don't WANT it. or that i wouldn't accept it if offered.
 _______________________________________ WARNING: the preceding message is not to be taken personally. Keep away from children. *** Inactivist of the Radical Status Quo |
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member  |
What's the statistical average for a mid-twenties male to get laid every year?
Just curious...  "The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up. Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck." - Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980 |
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Only sounds like Keith Flint Member  |
Blah, previous plans to get some tonight have turned into not getting any and just staying home
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DK BOP Member  |
For the love of all that is unholy! Don't tell me you've got a boyfriend but I can still come fuck you. (stupid morals...)
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member |
*Sighs*
There's no place like home. ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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always wears a tie - just not around his neck Member  |
Well I don't know the statistics but when I was in my mid-twenties i was only getting some about every 6 months or so and admittedly that was usually with a Frankfurt prostitute so i only counts as masturbation with a living breathing sex toy. So not counting them about 0 to 1 a year. I didn't start getting it regular til my mid to late thirties (thanks Masque )This message has been edited. Last edited by: Graffalke the Chrono-Illogical Alchemist, Head of internal security of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Catnip Master in the order of the Pineapple. |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
okay, I have had porn in my head all day that would not go away! I'm finding third shift very frustrating right now.
~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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