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Surprise Inspector Member  |
and i thought having a song in my head was bad.
i discovered the work of a hitherto unheard of porn star last weekend. now i have run out of batteries. i don't get paid til the end of the month. i don't have enough money for more. This is A Problem. i need to get laid. again. "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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working on his degree in brapping Member  |
i don't know about statistical averages, but if we're going by MY mid-twenties (22-28), the number would be zero. _______________________________________ WARNING: the preceding message is not to be taken personally. Keep away from children. *** Inactivist of the Radical Status Quo |
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Only sounds like Keith Flint Member  |
mine would be twice! oooh. I'm ahead of the curve. |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member  |
I was talking to a guy last night and he mentioned after seeing my picture that I had a nibble worthy neck. I am not easy to turn on and certainly not with just words, but damned if I didn't shoot straight to steaming. Sigh. I so need to get laid.
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Adoration of the Modii Member  |
 he inspires me.. I have to say that starting at 24 I got laid about 46-47 times a year,, then I got married the first time and got laid by him about once or twice a year.. I had other b/f and g/f then and got laid by them about 25-26 times a year.. then graf and I got together and I lost count -- Give a man a fish, he eats for the day; Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime; Teach that man to cook, and he can feed the world.... *********************** Head chef in the Realm of Procrastination and Unproductivity, Dp.u.: "You want fries with that?" Holder for the Golden Pineapple Pin. ------------------------------------------------ If it is on the plate, its food. If it crawls off the plate; Kill it and put it back on the plate. ------------------------------------ I love small furry creatures; especially in a good sauce. |
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has no member title Member  |
Now I'm curious how you got to such an exact number! I can't even remember what I did in those years, never mind how often I got laid. __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Adoration of the Modii Member |
it happened so rarely (that's less than once a week btw) it was a special occasion.. but that is past.. graf and I.. we're kestrels.. but only with each other.. sigh like last night/this morning.. *purring* -- Give a man a fish, he eats for the day; Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime; Teach that man to cook, and he can feed the world.... *********************** Head chef in the Realm of Procrastination and Unproductivity, Dp.u.: "You want fries with that?" Holder for the Golden Pineapple Pin. ------------------------------------------------ If it is on the plate, its food. If it crawls off the plate; Kill it and put it back on the plate. ------------------------------------ I love small furry creatures; especially in a good sauce. |
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Don't. Blink. Member  |
does anyone else find themselves needing to get laid at times of emotional stress?
I am completely stressed... and drained...emotionally. I would really enjoy some good - or even decent - sex right now. ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Only sounds like Keith Flint Member |
very much so. My libido goes nuts when I'm bugging out. |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
I just need to cry until I fall over from exhaustion. maybe comfort sex afterwards, but what I really need is the cry.
~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Wigber Member  |
i need cuddles and kisses and just to be held.
 ____________________________ Future First Lady of Cyberspace Green Robot World the Canadian half of Minobot! |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member |
Is it a bad sign to have tumbleweed blowing across your lingerie drawer?
Sigh... |
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Wigber Member  |
If it's any consolation to the, um, regulars here, my missus just took off to a foreign country for over two weeks.
Guess I'll catch up on my Netflix cue. ------------------------------------- This space left intentionally blank |
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Adoration of the Modii Member |
I don't have a lingerie drawer.. don't have lingerie.. what's the sense in having something that is only worn for a few seconds? -- Give a man a fish, he eats for the day; Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime; Teach that man to cook, and he can feed the world.... *********************** Head chef in the Realm of Procrastination and Unproductivity, Dp.u.: "You want fries with that?" Holder for the Golden Pineapple Pin. ------------------------------------------------ If it is on the plate, its food. If it crawls off the plate; Kill it and put it back on the plate. ------------------------------------ I love small furry creatures; especially in a good sauce. |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
I like lingerie. it's fun and makes me feel sexy.
the husband doesn't notice. that's not fun and makes me feel sad. so I just don't bother. ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Wigber Member |
as long as its black and covering parts he wants to see, it works
 *sigh* i want cuddles... ____________________________ Future First Lady of Cyberspace Green Robot World the Canadian half of Minobot! |
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Pirate/Zombie/Hero Member  |
Ditto. Or, maybe Ray notices, but he doesn't appreciate. He doesn't see the point. So that makes it not-fun. |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
mm-hmm. it's terribly frustrating.
~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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working on his degree in brapping Member |
i totally agree! _______________________________________ WARNING: the preceding message is not to be taken personally. Keep away from children. *** Inactivist of the Radical Status Quo |
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has no member title Member |
The idea behind lingerie is that the hiding things (strategically) is sometimes sexier than just standing their naked. It promotes the hide and seek reflex.
Also, lingerie makes you look good. It makes your boobs bigger (or smaller), less saggy, gives you a sexy crack, makes your legs longer etc. etc. Wearing this stuff makes guys I've been with want to take it off. Just appearing naked is often too blatant for guys and too un-attractive. Especially in a crowded restaurant. __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Neil Gaiman www.NeilgaimanBoard.com www.NeilgaimanBoard.com The World's End FLAME WARS The "Oh my God I STILL need to get laid" Thread
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