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'm goin' crazy!


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NEEEEEED!!!

*sobs quietly in corner*

We get started and then I get really sad and start crying! Damn hormones! Death to hormone rigging fairies!!

 I know that doesn't make sense, but who else can I blame? 


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yikes! *claps for poor dead fairies*

*hugs for everybody else*


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It's our three-year anniversary today and my boyfriend is nearly four hours south of here. (Not to make it seem like his fault...we're just spending thanksgiving with our respective families.)

*pouts*


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aww, that sucks, Smalltown. Frown *hugs*

as for me, I am getting laid, but I think the off-brand version of the pill I'm on is screwing everything up. definitely everything's screwed up. I'm blaming the pill right now until proven otherwise.


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Rarrrg.


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grr...


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SIX MONTHS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
 
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This is just ridiculous.


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Apparently my husband needs to. I bought him some new Altoids Cremem de Menthe mints and he pounced on them and with a big grin said, I know what these are for!" And I said, er... because you like creme de menthe? Not for any other reason...


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i might be behind on my sleep, dazed and distracted by my cranky behind... but what were they for?

ETA - the sleeping teacher in me just had to correct the typo... the sleeping teacher in me really needs to get laid.


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Maeve: Next time, buy him a chili pepper. Razz


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Be careful, he might like both. Razz


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Amber is on new medicine. She's been on this medicine for a month. Consequently...

I fricking hate this medicine.


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want to hear pathetic? It's been SIX YEARS. Seriously.

If anybody is in the LA area and is willing to throw me a pity fuck I'd appreciate it.
 
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I was gonna whine about only having once a month, but I see now that ain't nothin.


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Prom was a bust. I absolutely love how everything was coming together except the timing. There was simply no time to even attempt anything because we were driving from party to party and she had to be home at 4. Ah well. I got kisses. Better than nothing?
 
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is it real ? prom night is the virgin over night for amercians ?

sorry ...

i need to get laid, but not by my husband... i need something softer and tender and harder and ... different, that was the word i was searching for.

and it's thunder tonight, that might play with my hormones and mood ...

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i am so desperate it's not even funny.

please god let my body cooperate with me this time round. last time was NOT FUNNY.


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

blog: http://limertillysfoodporn.wordpress.com/

My sister's band, what I am very very proud of: www.bit.ly/toodar
 
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Prom was a bust. I absolutely love how everything was coming together except the timing. There was simply no time to even attempt anything because we were driving from party to party and she had to be home at 4. Ah well. I got kisses. Better than nothing?


Isn't that to be expected? I think you'll have a much more enjoyable time with "it" if you take her out for a more leisurely evening. Smile
And yay for kisses, kisses are awesome.


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