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Originally posted by pkitty:
Maybe we should have a sex tips thread?


So, here it is. Post your random tips, questions or expert advice.

I have none (For the moment. It's late and brain is shut off)
 
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Faster is NOT always better!

(But sometimes it is Wink )


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Faster is NOT always better!

(But sometimes it is Wink )


Indeed. Sometimes slow can be better. Certainly a lot less really intense feeling. But fast too, yeah. Smile


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and light touch works wonders, some areas are just way too sensitive to be treated roughly, and these area's are different on every person.

Example - honestly some girls will orgasim if you just lick their nipples, wheras others like gentle pinches. Hehe and yeah i suppose that applies to guys too.
 
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I don't understand why guys feel the need to expose the clitoris. There's a reason why she's covered up. Too sensitive!!!


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Probably a consequence of our car obsessed society, whenever we hear a strange noise under the bonnet we just have to pop the hood and take a looksee Wink

My tips for guys are to lubricate your fingers before parting her labia ( I personally like to lightly stroke a girl whilst I`m working on alternate nipples with my lips and tongue. Oh and in the name of God cut your damn fingernails you fool!) and practice projecting and moving your tongue through a figure eight. I can do the whole alphabet but for oral beginners let`s keep it simple.

Slip your tongue inside and and run through the whole QWERTY keyboard, paying special attention to any region that provokes a positive reaction. Once sufficiently wet, break periodically and lick the sides of the clitoris. Do not overdo this too early, it`s tres sensitive but do so more frequently as her muscles contract more frequently.

Keep a tight grip on her buttocks with your hands and try and avoid any biting action, pay more and more attention to the clitoris substituting one, two or three fingers in her vulva in a regular pumping action depending on how open she is. Do not put in more than she likes and listen to her at all times. She knows her own body a lot better than you do boy. Slow slightly when she clamps your head between her thight and stop all together when she stops jumping about and shaking.


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Oh and in the name of God cut your damn fingernails you fool!


This should be printed on a tile and hung over every womans bed!


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you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
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Every man needs to know how to do "The One Man Band"...

Look down at your right hand.... gently cross your ring and index finger under your middle finger... that leaves your pinky sticking out.... and your thumb at the top....

Thumb goes on the clit....
3 middle fingers in the pink...
little finger for in the stink....

add tongue as required

Bring snorkle if you can and make a whole afternoon of it
 
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Now putting your small finger up her bum just sounds gross considering what normally come out of there..


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Don't knock it till ya try it
Put a little on your plate
Don't make a face before you taste it
Some kids think it's great!

:-P
Heh
 
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Oh, the bum thing is great. It kinda hurts at the beginning so you got to make sure you're doing it veeeeery slowly, with as much lubrication as you can, and letting the other part knowing what you're doing. (All the guys I was with in Spain were very against it, probably some kind of "If I enjoy someone touching my bum I'm gay and therefore world will end" nonsense. Over here they're more receptive Big Grin)

Ditto on slow is sometimes better and light touches (rough and fast is good, but I find it that only when I do it myself, coz I know excatly how it works).

Also: Guys, boobs, arses and pussies are great and we know you love them. But girls have other parts -namely, legs, arms, faces, necks, backs, feet, ears... I know it's easy to get carried away and want to make the girl come and stuff, and that's fine, but I don't really appreciate it if every time I have sex with a guy there are parts of me that have not been kissed, stroked or even looked at. What's wrong with some caressing of arms and back, kissing the legs, etc? Your girl is not a set of moist holes and soft protuberances, you know.
 
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Oh, I definately go for the *whole girl*, but it`s nice to be guided even if you`ve done it a thousand times before, the sense that she`s sharing in what`s being done to her body helps release any tensions she might have and heightens the mutual pleasure. The more reaction I get the better, especially breaking for enthusiastic kissing and lots of stroking *everywhere*.


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"the bum thing is great"
Some think it's great... some don't like it at all... Whatever blows your hair back eh.... but when it comes to back-door fun, remember.... too much lube is NEVER enough! :-)

"But girls have other parts"
Guys do too!!!!! Heh

Inside the wrist.... inside the elbow.... inside the knee.... behind the ear!!!!

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And although it escapes most girls` attention `cos they don`t come in such attractive packaging, us guys have sensitive nipples too.


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The entire skin is excellent. Inside of the wrist being kissed or licked. Back being scratched slightly or deeply depending on the levels of nerve sensation. Even the edges of the forearm, or the thigh being scratched. The back of the neck too.

The ear being whispered into. Bitten even a little bit. That is definitely something to try for either gender. Some of these feel relaxing almost. Others create unbearable excitement. The rest, well, those have already been mentioned. Nipple biting on a man can also be interesting.

Edit: Well, as I said, some stuff have already been said.


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Guys, don't be afraid to..."express yourself." That is, a little moaning goes a long way for a girl, to let her know she's doing the right thing, and to keep doing it. Some of you are too quiet...probably a result of years of silent orgasms in your pubescent bedrooms across from your parents'...

But seriously, men. If she's doing something right, let her know. If you're not a moaner, at least tell her "that feels good."




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“Yes, m’lud?”
“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?”
“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.”
“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too”
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Originally posted by Alaura Ephemera:
Guys, don't be afraid to..."express yourself." That is, a little moaning goes a long way for a girl, to let her know she's doing the right thing, and to keep doing it. Some of you are too quiet...probably a result of years of silent orgasms in your pubescent bedrooms across from your parents'...

But seriously, men. If she's doing something right, let her know. If you're not a moaner, at least tell her "that feels good."


That is very important a thing to remember. I agree. Even just to tell her ... I know it can feel "weird" doing so, but yes.

Oh and another thing: something that should be common sense. When someone shares their body with you, for whatever reason and in whatever situation, have the decency to treat them with some measure of respect afterwards. Because how you treat someone in that situation reflects on how you think of and treat yourself.

Perhaps a little bit of morality on my part. If this offends I apologize, but even if you have just met they will most appreciate being treated like a fully sentient human being. And you will appreciate it too.

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"When someone shares their body with you, for whatever reason and in whatever situation, have the decency to treat them with some measure of respect afterwards."

I'm reminded of the "Your body makes a promise" rant in the movie Vanilla Sky

Heh
 
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*shudders*

Only I doubt Mythos will be driving anyone off of a road afterwards.

Right Mythos?

...Mythos? Wink




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“Chives?”
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“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?”
“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.”
“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too”
--- Joe 3Heads
 
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I take that`s *shudder* in a not-good way. I`d hate to think your taste was anything less than sublime Alaura.


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