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Administrator Member  |
i suspected so, so i have the practice
 have i told you my friends option on the eye rub - shall we stop hijacking and go to PM? ~ You are an Accomptant. You keep track of the King's accounts, which is a fairly simplish job: his current holdings is always A LOT, and his expected revenue is always MORE. 'Sgood ta be da King. As long as there isn't a peasant uprising, you're likely to keep your head. Also, you're the only one in the office who knows how to use an abbacus. (Or multiply.) (Or add.) I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. |
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I wasn't tempting, I was offering my services! ______________________________ You motherhead!
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member  |
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People. You use stuff, you wash stuff. DO NOT LEAVE IT SITTING AROUND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE LEAVING STUFF SITTING OUT. Also, that was my shortbread. Mine. Its bad enough you opened it, but at least don't leave it open to go soft. *has hysterics* ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member  |
take your damn washing out of the machine, you bastards!
____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz maybe if everyone loved her boobs, we'd either have WW3 or world peace... - Sillypunk I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison I'm an artiste. With an 'e' and a beret. - Joss Whedon |
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the colours . . . the colours Member  |
FOR FUCKS SAKE, IF YOU HAVE TO DO DRUGS, DO NOT USE THE COMMUNAL BATHROOM.
TWAT! *** "objective evidence & certitude are doubtless very fine ideals to play with, but where on this moonlit & dream-visited planet are they found?" William James |
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Has no front teeth Member  |
 *looks with ever-increasing affection at her roommate/son* For a 16-year-old guy, he isn't bad ______________________ “Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.” ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit! |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member |
16-year-old boys are great.
25-year-olds are going to DIE. Its probably a good thing I'm in England this week and next, really. They can be slatterns without me seeing. ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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the colours . . . the colours Member |
Yeah, well this particular person is 23. It's not even that I object to them being 'recreational', just not somewhere the cleaner can find it.
meh, I've calmed down a bit now. My other flatmates have n't though. ETA: Mary's on 6K! *** "objective evidence & certitude are doubtless very fine ideals to play with, but where on this moonlit & dream-visited planet are they found?" William James |
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Has no front teeth Member |
About 1K a year, you wild thing.
______________________ “Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.” ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit! |
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member  |
 What did I do?  "If the conjunction of monarchy and democracy may seem a contradiction, it would be well to bear in mind Freud's aphorism that it is only in logic that contradictions can not exist." - Professor Vernon Bogdanor |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member |
Nothing. But I haven't had to share a kitchen with you yet.
*twitch* ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member |
Well you have kinda, and I almost blew the light with the cork from my Tesco's Finest Belgian Abbey ale.
 "If the conjunction of monarchy and democracy may seem a contradiction, it would be well to bear in mind Freud's aphorism that it is only in logic that contradictions can not exist." - Professor Vernon Bogdanor |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member |
I'd fogotten that.
You're never allowed pressurised drinks again. ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member |
We never found the cork actually...no idea where it went.
"If the conjunction of monarchy and democracy may seem a contradiction, it would be well to bear in mind Freud's aphorism that it is only in logic that contradictions can not exist." - Professor Vernon Bogdanor |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member |
Well, I can't have breakfast this morning becasue
a) the sink is still full of crap like it was all yesterday b) there are no bowls clean c) even if there was room to wash them up, you can't run the taps when people are in the shower ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz maybe if everyone loved her boobs, we'd either have WW3 or world peace... - Sillypunk I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison I'm an artiste. With an 'e' and a beret. - Joss Whedon |
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is hogging the Comfy Chair Member  |
Oh yes, yes you can, if the people who are in the shower are the same ones that left all the crap in the sink. It's called "carrot and stick". *********************** There once was a bard of Hong Kong Who thought limericks were too long. - Gerard Benson. |
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Has no front teeth Member |
Besides, it would be fun.
Do you want Hot screams or Cold screams? ______________________ “Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.” ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit! |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member |
I am just too weary to start fights, although I'd love to!
They're none of them really unpleasant, they don't seem to mind what state the kitchen's in, so I don't think it occours to them that anyone else would mind! ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz maybe if everyone loved her boobs, we'd either have WW3 or world peace... - Sillypunk I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison I'm an artiste. With an 'e' and a beret. - Joss Whedon |
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the Wicked Little Critta Member  |
I was just thinking that 2-3 years ago, I would have posted on this thread every darn day. Food mooching, slobbyness, money borrowing, being asked to play Dr. Phil to my female challenged roomie when I all I wanted was quiet time to read, etc... I feel for you all, I really do.
For those who want it, I hope flatmate independence is in your near future. ----------------------------- Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Additional handling charges may be required. |
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