Happy?

(75 is the new 100. heh. Maths.)

And in honor of the Thread That Went Before-
(moment of silence)

quote:

Originally quoted by Mischief the enigmatic Polar Bear
i went dancing last night and had a great time, felt all tingly and sparkly ... i now officially understand what the film footloose is about. I'm gaspin...

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hey, i am an accountant.

*runs out of thread before people mis-understand*

Too late!

*BUNNEHPOINTS*

Oh, we understand accountants.

If your accountant isn't getting laid, have someone else do your taxes.

dear good god. being away from home for a MONTH without a vibrator is going to kill me.

someone..please....i am not above pity now you know....i am running out of books to read too!

*sigh*

Can I join in the sigh when it's been just over a week? To be fair, that was the last time I had continued access.

hey, if you need it, you need it. however long it's been.

although i get to sigh more

*BIGGER SIGH!*

*joins sighing*

*is looking down the barrel of a LONG dry spell*

Ava, I think we need to start a sisterhood.

(Syme, you can be an honorary girl for the duration)

So once I was trekking on the South Island of New Zealand, the Copeland trail. We had taken a half rest day and made a hangi. We'd divided the wine amongst the nine of us, and had plans for a grand evening which started off literally swimmingly as we all went skinny dipping in the coldest fucking lake I'd ever imagined while the food cooked underground.

Some random fishermen from the lake were at the same campsite, and we invited them to eat and drink with us (which was not entirely altruistic considering we'd have to carry out anything we didn't consume that night). Most of us, tired from the first week's trek, stayed up enjoying the camp fire and drinking with the locals except one, I was later to learn, very sweet Swiss girl.

Inevitably, the talk turned to the protocols when trekking about Number One and Number Two, and of course someone cracked a joke about Number Five; and it was not me this time, I swear. So one of the local guys said, have any of you ever tried a Number Ten. We all answered, "No, what the heck is that?" And he helpfully informed us that a Number Ten is when you sit on your hands until they fall asleep so it feels like someone else is doing it.

From the tent of the, presumably asleep, Swiss girl we hear, "Would you all just go to bed you drunken sex monsters!"

So we did

And, um, I kind of forgot why I wanted to tell that story here...has anyone seen my teeth and walker....

ok - ok - I don't want to jinx it or anything - but things are looking promising that I very soon won't have to post in here so much. This is very very good.

But - for today - let's just say it still applies.

quote:

Originally posted by Ava:
ok - ok - I don't want to jinx it or anything - but things are looking promising that I very soon won't have to post in here so much. This is very very good.

But - for today - let's just say it still applies.

still applies here too.

quote:

Originally posted by digitalprimate:
So one of the local guys said, have any of you ever tried a Number Ten. We all answered, "No, what the heck is that?" And he helpfully informed us that a Number Ten is when you sit on your hands until they fall asleep so it feels like someone else is doing it.

around here, that's known as "The Stranger."

quote:

Originally posted by Cobalt:

quote:

Originally posted by digitalprimate:
So one of the local guys said, have any of you ever tried a Number Ten. We all answered, "No, what the heck is that?" And he helpfully informed us that a Number Ten is when you sit on your hands until they fall asleep so it feels like someone else is doing it.

around here, that's known as "The Stranger."

"around here"

would that be Toronto or your place

quote:

Originally posted by Ava:
ok - ok - I don't want to jinx it or anything - but things are looking promising that I very soon won't have to post in here so much. This is very very good.

But - for today - let's just say it still applies.

quoting myself now - how sad...

so - yeah - apparently I jinxed it. *sigh*

damn.

fuck. (or not - in this case)

Sorry to hear that Ava. I'm going on a date with a girl from OKcupid next weekend, hopefully, but i doubt it will lead to sex. I suck at making advances and tend to move too slowly for my companions.