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Wigber
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Hey, Me.

What she said.


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Dane Cook's Final Horcrux
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stop thinking that you can somehow jinx it by thinking about it! if you imagine getting it, that makes no difference. If you imagine not getting it, it does not tempt fate to play the other way!



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tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz
I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
Rome wasn't built in a day. But I wasn't on that particular job. - Brian Clough
 
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*hugs Grace*

Deep breaths. You know it's not going to help her if you're bouncing off the walls.


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went the Beezee bold as brass,
side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat,
shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.
~Joe
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Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit!



 
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will crush you with her mighty shoe
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You know he loves you. He's telling the truth about just watching tv over his ex-girlfriends house every week. There is nothing going on. He knows you well enough to know that if he ever does anything stupid like sleep with her the last thing he will be worrying about is you leaving him, or killing him in his sleep. Repeat after me "he loves me, he's not cheating, and if he ever does I am perfectly justified if I carve pieces of him off and feed them to him without water to drink it down." Now breathe. Good. Now clean your damn apartment.


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-Zoe to her mother in Baby Blues
 
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was not written by a man named "Cougar"
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Hey genius! You don't live on the third floor with a tiny window! You live of the first floor, with a GIANT window. A giant window that happens to look out at a busy path! So for the love and safety of anyone happening by, REMEMBER TO CLOSE YOUR BLINDS BEFORE REMOVING YOUR SHIRT!

silly girl.


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Duck...duck...duck...duck...BOOBS!

 
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You will disappoint
 
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Hey, take your pills stupid. Yeah they make you feel wonky but do you wanna end up in the hospital again? I didn't THINK so. Take 'em.


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"I may be crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? No thank you!" - The Joker, 'Joker's Millions'.

The shadows inside - Controlling my life
The confusion blinds my eyes
Facing the signs, I'm losing my mind
Always I'm stranded here
- Stranded, Julien-K
 
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was not written by a man named "Cougar"
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you've got plenty of time to finish this essay! go eat something before the cafeteria closes!


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oi. you. when you put someone on IGNORE, remember it and stop opening their posts.

(but i'm proud of you for not responding to that last one)


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

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My sister's band, what I am very very proud of: www.bit.ly/toodar
 
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I'm in that boat with you, Limer. It's so hard to resist, isn't it?


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The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip.
~~ Terry Pratchett
 
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Yesh Razz


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Fandangling across the moony sky,
went the Beezee bold as brass,
side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat,
shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.
~Joe
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Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit!



 
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very very very hard to resist. but i'm still fully resisting. i think it's the blatantness of the trollery that makes it resistible, actually. like, the problem is only there if there's already conflict about the place...


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

blog: http://limertillysfoodporn.wordpress.com/

My sister's band, what I am very very proud of: www.bit.ly/toodar
 
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I understand exactly what you're talking about, Limer.


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The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip.
~~ Terry Pratchett
 
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the Euphonious
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so maybe this doesn't belong in tell yourself off, but more in "praise yourself quite deservedly"


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

blog: http://limertillysfoodporn.wordpress.com/

My sister's band, what I am very very proud of: www.bit.ly/toodar
 
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You go ahead and start that thread, sweetie. Smile


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The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip.
~~ Terry Pratchett
 
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is irreducibly complex
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Go. To. The Library. NOW. Before the snow starts again. Mad


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oh yeah. snow. I forgot about that.




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The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive

 
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will crush you with her mighty shoe
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thinkbeforeyouspeakthinkbeforeyouspeakthinkbeforeyouspeak
AAAAAGGGGHHHH! Why don't you ever think before you speak!


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Now how would that be fun meanoldwoman?
 
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will crush you with her mighty shoe
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I wouldn't get myself in nearly so much trouble


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