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is a loose cannon Member ![]() |
Why the hell did you move halfway around the world, anyway?
"You pass through the places, and the places they pass through you, but you carry 'em with you on the soles of your travelin' shoes." --The Be Good Tanyas, "The Littlest Birds" http://hatchingphoenix.livejournal.com www.xanga.com/hatching_phoenix |
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Right, my dear, enough procrastination here. You are going to sit down and write one of those applications now, understood? Lazying about all day is all very nice, but if you want a new job, you're going to buckle down & do something for it. Off you go.
__________________________ You are a Farrier. You enjoy nothing more than seeing a well-fitted hoof. Just because it's an animal doesn't mean it can't have a touch of style. Try this pump; here's a stilletto; my, did you see the calves on that pony? Size 6? Oh, madame, really! Still, there are so many hooves, and so little time, and you often miss out on the fun (and the better meme results.) __________________________ "Truth! Justice! Freedom! ... And a Hard-boiled Egg!" - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch |
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Poster of the year, 2007 Member ![]() |
Stop moping, the end is in sight. Keep plugging away and you'll get there. Remember to do something every single day towards your goal so you don't feel stuck and hopeless.
(not really telling myself off here, I have too many mean things in my head at me without that) ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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Well, I didn't tell myself off either - what's wrong with simply telling yourself to do something, with motivating yourself? And get rid of those mean thoughts about yourself! They don't help & I would bet most (or all?) of them are complete lies. __________________________ You are a Farrier. You enjoy nothing more than seeing a well-fitted hoof. Just because it's an animal doesn't mean it can't have a touch of style. Try this pump; here's a stilletto; my, did you see the calves on that pony? Size 6? Oh, madame, really! Still, there are so many hooves, and so little time, and you often miss out on the fun (and the better meme results.) __________________________ "Truth! Justice! Freedom! ... And a Hard-boiled Egg!" - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member |
Grow up! there's no point wanting a boyfriend when you don't know any boys and you're going back to Reading in five weeks anyway!
And stop worrying about looking for a job, because god knows Dad won't care if you're home for a couple of months, and in any case you know you don't have time to do applications and certainly not go to interviews halfway across the country. And when I set a word target for the day, I expect it to be achieved! Oh, and in advance: do not kill your tutor. I'm pretty sure its illegal enough that they won't let you graduate. ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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is hogging the Comfy Chair Member |
GO TO BED you daft bint. You know you'll be tired in the morning.
*********************** There once was a bard of Hong Kong Who thought limericks were too long. - Gerard Benson. |
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LOOK YOU, damnit! I can't stay mad at you. Getting mad at you is difficult, you gorgeous creature. Those eyes, I just, No! I mustn't! Everytime I get angry you just turn those eyes towards me and I melt. Damnit, damn you, damn me...
Hermits have no peer pressure |
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Has no front teeth Member |
Stop laughing at Cavanaugh. STOP IT!!
*fwaps self* Yes, we know he funny and witty and all of those things but for God's sake- have some dignity woman! ______________________ “Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.” ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit! |
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is hogging the Comfy Chair Member |
Get up off the floor, dry your eyes, and START LIVING AGAIN. Self pity is not an acceptable emotion, or a recipe for a good life.
*********************** There once was a bard of Hong Kong Who thought limericks were too long. - Gerard Benson. |
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For the love of god, woman, STUDY! Being talented in Language Arts doesn't mean you get to slack off on Geometry. Stop being so lazy and arrogant and start turning things in on time!
************************* It is night, and the silhouette branches of the apple tree reach up to steal the silver-dollar moon. It is day, and the roaring sun beats time behind the graying clouds of noon... ************************* "...zombies only want you for your brains." - Jennie Breeden ************************* "It's not a lie. Call it an imaginative look at reality." - Mike Redford Green (from the comic CRFH) |
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You're such an idiot! You're setting yourself up to be hurt. You know he doesn't like you the same way you like him. He isn't even bothering to pretend this time around. So why did you go and make out with him? He isn't going to suddenly discover he has feelings for you, and you aren't going to get back together, so stop fooling yourself.
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This isn't a telling off, but it is a bit of a cold water splash. In some ways, you're walking on untested ground... keep your head about you, don't get carried away and too drunk on fun when important things are involved, but most of all, always listen to that inner voice that knows best. Don't ever lose it, ignore it, or drown it out... that's the surest way to get yourself into the sort of predicaments you're trying to avoid.
James Wandering, but not lost. "You are a Knight Errant. All of the fun of rescuing damsels, and none of the paperwork." |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
Go! Debox the house! Debox, girl!
Also: your gut has shit for brains. Do not under any circumstance trust it. It lies. You have half-a-brain, use it. No more gut-feelings. Okay?! Right?! *glares at self* ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member |
I was going to tell myself off for eating a quater of a cake in a day, but fuck it- I'm going for a run instead.
____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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That's a lot more useful! __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member |
my lungs started hurting, so it was only about ten minutes!
____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member |
Son of a Monkeyfish Bastard! Remember to pack before you go to sleep.
~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know. |
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member |
You.
Fucking stand up for yourself more. And try and think of good things about yourself, and try and ignore the bad things about yourself. Just try. "I will to my Lord be true and faithful, and love all which he loves and shun all which he shuns." |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member |
*kicks self*
stop being afraid of phoning people! this is in dager of turning into a full-blown psych problem! write what you need t osay down if you have to but it is only a phone call. You get to worried you can just hang up. And Mark, you're ace. ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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