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I'm n...*bites knuckles*

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"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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bwah!
Well done, Mark.

*inspects gnawed knuckles*

You go on with the good work, you won't have any hands left.


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Fins, i just *told* you your guts have shit for brains! Will you ever learn you donkey?

Now go back to deboxing.
Gogogo!

donkey!


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Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps 
when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, 
they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, 
and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be 
mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication,
you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko
 
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the colours . . . the colours
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Enough already! Just write the damn thing!


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"objective evidence & certitude are doubtless very fine ideals to play with, but where on this moonlit & dream-visited planet are they found?"
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fucking do something you twat!

You are such a twat.

And is that the pen from by the phone? Go put it back! NOW!

You absolute twat.



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Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
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the colours . . . the colours
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You are n't one at all, you know.
*hugs*


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"objective evidence & certitude are doubtless very fine ideals to play with, but where on this moonlit & dream-visited planet are they found?"
William James
 
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The fact that you are typing this admonishment of yourself means that you are NOT doing what you are supposed to be doing. That's right, biotch, I said "admonishment." I'm admonishing all over yo ass. Get in the shower. Get out of your PJ's, get dressed, and get. to. friggin. WORK.

Oh, and eat some fucking breakfast.




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“Chives?”
“Yes, m’lud?”
“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?”
“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.”
“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too”
--- Joe 3Heads
 
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shut up shut up SHUT UP

stop going in circles and DO something


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Get over yourself Lan. Life is just too short. You have so many great things happening in your life.
Quit dwelling on the negative.
If you can't change it than just accept it.


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My friends are mean to themselves in here. Frown

*fwaps thread* Mad



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*smooches Weeble*


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*is swept off her feet*



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Hrmm... well, I suppose everyone has a point.

Weeble, git off teh computerz and do your homework! Now! I mean it! Rahrrr!!!



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You are a worthless piece of shit.

You want to be so much more than you are, but the truth is you'll never get there because you're not capable of it. You're not smart, you're selfish, and you won't ever do anything important in life.

So stop telling yourself that you will because it's bullshit and you know it.

And by the way, the way you hope that people will like you and accept you? It's fucking pathetic. Fucking get over yourself and check out already.


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erm Circus, if that's to yourself, it is so not true. It's obvious from your posts that you are very smart and capable of many different things.
*hugs*

To myself:
For goodness sake, just e-mail them or something.Yes it'll probably be a disaster, but at least then you can stop distracting yourself.


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*hugs for circus*

to myself: arg. le sigh. fuck!!!


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quote:
Originally posted by Circus [TK]:
You are a worthless piece of shit.

You want to be so much more than you are, but the truth is you'll never get there because you're not capable of it. You're not smart, you're selfish, and you won't ever do anything important in life.

So stop telling yourself that you will because it's bullshit and you know it.

And by the way, the way you hope that people will like you and accept you? It's fucking pathetic. Fucking get over yourself and check out already.


Argh. Circus. It's THAT voice talking again. The one that never means well.
*long hug*
Sometimes it just all merges into that, I guess. It's hard to keep up the gung ho front and positive thinking and whatnot.
But the things you're thinking, they'll turn out to be not true. You're smart. Everything you say just exudes thoughtfulness and intelligence and clarity. You're not selfish. The things you say show consideration for others.
And you will do something worthwhile in life. You will change other people just by being the way you are and by being someone where people say "wow, I want to do this and that as well as she does."
I know you make me want to be a little bit more like you.
Lots of people here like you very much. It's not the same, I guess, as people offline. But you are someone likeable and someone we want to be around. Even those days where you're in a grotty mood.
*hugs*


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sometimes you have to tell yourself off, and sometimes not.

In this case, not.

*hugs*


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quote:
Originally posted by Babylon the Bride:
Argh. Circus. It's THAT voice talking again. The one that never means well.
*long hug*
Sometimes it just all merges into that, I guess. It's hard to keep up the gung ho front and positive thinking and whatnot.
But the things you're thinking, they'll turn out to be not true. You're smart. Everything you say just exudes thoughtfulness and intelligence and clarity. You're not selfish. The things you say show consideration for others.
And you will do something worthwhile in life. You will change other people just by being the way you are and by being someone where people say "wow, I want to do this and that as well as she does."
I know you make me want to be a little bit more like you.
Lots of people here like you very much. It's not the same, I guess, as people offline. But you are someone likeable and someone we want to be around. Even those days where you're in a grotty mood.
*hugs*
*nods* Babylon speaks the truth. And I for one know that offline you're even more amazing. You are kind and generous and amazingly intelligent, and just your presence in my life has helped me out so much with going back to school and being the person I'm meant to be. So tell that voice to shush! "Thank you for sharing, mean voice, but I'm moving on!"

*fwaps the mean voice*
*hugs Circus*



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well, THAT was just fucking tactless, wasn't it. i KNOW she said that you look short with a necklace on, and that was pretty stupidly rude, but really. that was a stupid thing to say, even if it IS true. and now you feel like a complete shit, and yes, you deserve it.

stupid cow.


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