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We got this forward from Rae's Aunt & Uncle. It came with a red, white and blue theme and the following text. I'm just curious if there's an intelligent and high brow way of responding to this. Thoughts?
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I'm sorry, but after hearing they want

to sing OUR National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough!

NEVER did they sing it in Italian,

Japanese, Polish, Irish-Celtic, German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration.

It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it

was written. The news broadcasts

gave a translation that's NOT even close.

Sorry if this offends anyone, but this is

THIS IS MY COUNTRY!

Do YOU - sing MY

National Anthem in YOUR COUNTRY

IN ENGLISH ? ? ?

And, because I make this statement

DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!!

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY.

Welcome to come through like

everyone else has.

Get a sponsor !

Get a place to lay your head !

Get a job !

Live by OUR rules !

Pay YOUR taxes !

And

LEARN THE LANGUAGE

LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE

IN THE PAST!!!

AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FUNDS TO YOU

TO MAKE UP FOR ''YOUR'' LOSSES.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!


PART OF THE PROBLEM


If you don't want to forward this

for fear of offending someone, then

YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

Brain twister:

Will we still be the "Country of choice"

and still be America if we continue

to make the changes forced on us by

people from other countries who came

to live in America because

IT IS the Country of Choice?
Think about it!

When will AMERICAN'S STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS???

We've gone so far the other way,

bent over backwards not to

offend anyone.

But it seems no one cares about the AMERICAN

that's being offended!


WAKE UP America!!!

(We've been sleeping for a long time!)

If you agree - pass this on...

if you don't agree - delete it ! ! !


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"I deleted it."


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I know I know.
But it pisses me off.
Grrr...

*goes to hit delet like he knows he should*
*rolls eyes at Dweller for being so damned reasonable and right*


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Oh, and the words are Key's. The tune? An English drinking song. Bloody colonists.


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*steals jobs from Americans*
 
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Where can I find that report I heard about on NPR yesterday where the guy was telling Congress that the jobs immigrants are taking are jobs that 'mericans don't want at the salaries they're being paid, and that we have historically low unemployment right now such that there are more jobs than people looking for them, and thus the 'stealing jobs' argument is hogwash? Hmm....


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That's a little misleading. According to the same body of statistics, the unemployment rates for immigrants and illegal immigrants are lower than those for American citizens.


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I bet that if they were broken down according to country or area of origin, disparities would show up.
 
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Hmmm...I actually don't mind the bit about keeping the anthem in english. But then, I'm against ANY song being sung in a language different from the one it was written in. Give me a translation so I understand what's going on, but sing the damn thing the way it was written! Lyrics do not tend to translate well.

But then I got to the "Part of the Problem" bit and was done.


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Incidentally, given the framing of the song, I think the artists involved were trying to be controversial.

NPR stories here and here, and a Newsday article here.

Note the age of the story. Note how often you hear this song on the radio.


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Send them things in support of Barack Obama. Thats what I do. They stop emailing you after a while.

Or remind them that this country is founded on the freedom to do as one wishes as long as it doesnt break any laws and last time you checked singing something - anything that is public domain - anyway you want is completely legal, and that the freedom of speech applies to other languages as well.


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Send them things in support of Barack Obama.

That's a great suggestion.


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Yeah, my family are pretty awful about forwarding crap so I end up sending them anything i have, lately its been barack obama stuff. Hopefully they signed that petition for the deescalation in iraq.


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I don't mind the political stuff, it's the crappy urband legend stuff about Barack Obama being Muslim, or "missing" children reports from 1998.


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Originally posted by jp:
PART OF THE PROBLEM

If you don't want to forward this
for fear of offending someone, then
YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

All of the post is a pain, but this is the bit which would have me jabbing the delete button like a demented thing. I cannot bear viral emails that tell me that if I don't forward the wretched thing to 50 of my closest friends I clearly don't: love them/love my country/care about women with cancer/want to avoid seven years bad luck/etc etc, insert offensive assumption of your choice. Even if I was inclined to support the original email, whatever it might be, this ensures that I don't.


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Originally posted by Dweller in Darkness:
I don't mind the political stuff, it's the crappy urband legend stuff about Barack Obama being Muslim, or "missing" children reports from 1998.


if my family sent me anything about obama being a muslim I'd first correct them, and then ask them why it matters what his religion is, and what they would think if I were a muslim.

When my brother came out, my mother took it pretty badly and to help her get over it I told her i was a muslim. THat was somehow more controversial. Heh.


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Originally posted by Eldi:
When my brother came out, my mother took it pretty badly and to help her get over it I told her i was a muslim. THat was somehow more controversial. Heh.

*sniggers helplessly*


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I solve the problem of forwards from family by deleting anything with fwd in the subject line. I don't care what it is or who it's from. If you can't be bothered to send me anything with actual content, I don't want to read it.


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ditto to Giabow - except for two female friends who only forward funny jokes or silly pictures.





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I do that too.
 
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