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Reviving another ancient Board tradition. Decided to pick on Murph Razz


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Since Mark didn't actually say he groped Murphy, am I the first?

*gropes*



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Dammit, I was just about to sign off for the night... but I never could resist a good groping opportunity.

*GROPES*
 
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Oh, please. I'm not falling for this again.


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*trips*

*flails*

*grabs*

Oh... I'm terribly sorry I thought that was a ... chair...



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oh... bollocks...

sweaty.
big.
bollocks.

why is it always me?


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*gropes Murphy's big, sweaty bollocks*


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Something smells like wet dog?

Honey? Wash your hands.


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Laughing too hard to grope properly.


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Originally posted by library lady:
Laughing too hard to grope properly.

agreed Big Grin


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*gooses Murph*

Close enough? Razz


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quote:
Originally posted by Murphy:
oh... bollocks...

sweaty.
big.
bollocks.

why is it always me?


Because you are the sexy, man.

*Gropes Murphy*



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quote:
Originally posted by TheatreGeek:
*gropes Murphy's big, sweaty bollocks*

*eye flinches*

*lungs swell up*

*bursts out laughing*

oh my. me too, please!

*gropes*


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You are all twisted.

I'm not groping Murphy's balls! Don't you know where they've been?


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Something tells me that they are no strangers to your paws.


ego forceps ergo ego forceps


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*washes the sweaty big bollocks before groping*



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*TSA Grope*


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Who knew sweaty balls were such a draw?

If I'd known that when I were a lad things would've been easier with dem ladies.

*considers wearing crotchless pants more often*


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No, no, no! Wear a kilt!



Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies.


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