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June 16, 2011, 11:45 AM
Alaura
The 'grope Murphy' Thread
quote:
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize



ego forceps ergo ego forceps


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June 16, 2011, 11:46 AM
John Tesh
*gropes*


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June 16, 2011, 11:47 AM
John Tesh
(I have a member title! Eat your heart out, Yanni.)


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wouldn't you love some sax by the fire?
June 16, 2011, 12:44 PM
Mischief the Polarbear
Tesh, don't touch what you can't afford.


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June 16, 2011, 02:15 PM
Alinda, the lost girl in long stockings
I don't know, Tesh doesn't give me the impression of a man who'd back out of a challenge...

*slips a quick grope on the way out*


"If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl
"I still love the book-ness of books, the smell of books: I am a book fetishist - books to me are the coolest and sexiest and most wonderful things there are." Neil Gaiman
"Even so, there is no excuse for putting pineapple on pizza." Terry Pratchett

Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately?
"Continued exposure to the Lost Girl's avatar causes people to forget how to count and to repeat things." Joe_3Heads

I obey the Alaura
High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement
June 16, 2011, 02:29 PM
cloverheart
*grope&squeeze*


June 16, 2011, 06:11 PM
JP
*is jealous*
*gropes* I do see the appeal.


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June 17, 2011, 02:33 AM
cloverheart
Don't feel left out! *gropes JP too*


June 17, 2011, 03:46 AM
Alinda, the lost girl in long stockings
*Birthday gropes Clover*

Birthday gropes are more thorough and lingering!


"If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl
"I still love the book-ness of books, the smell of books: I am a book fetishist - books to me are the coolest and sexiest and most wonderful things there are." Neil Gaiman
"Even so, there is no excuse for putting pineapple on pizza." Terry Pratchett

Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately?
"Continued exposure to the Lost Girl's avatar causes people to forget how to count and to repeat things." Joe_3Heads

I obey the Alaura
High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement
June 17, 2011, 04:27 AM
TheatreGeek
*gropes everyone within groping distance*

*gropes Clover twice for good measure*


~ Non-Mod-Amy, aka Amy of the Lost Ark

You are a Bookholder. To prompt, or...LINE! (not to prompt) --not to prompt. That is the question. Whether t'is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of a bad memory, or to take arms against a sea of textual deviations, and...LINE! (by opposing) --by opposing them...LINE! (end) --end...LINE! (them) --end them...LINE! (to prompt, to correct; no more; and by a correction to say we end the heart-ache of a really terrible performance) You didn't have to give me the whole thing! I know it!
June 17, 2011, 04:36 AM
cloverheart
Birthday gropes must be groped back, lest they bring misfortune.

*gropes alinda and Amy in a swift double maneuver, gropes JP and Murphy again for luck.*


June 20, 2011, 12:15 PM
Ceridwen
*drive-by gropes Murphy*
June 21, 2011, 03:07 AM
Murphy
hrm


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June 21, 2011, 04:07 AM
TheatreGeek
*grope grope grope*


~ Non-Mod-Amy, aka Amy of the Lost Ark

You are a Bookholder. To prompt, or...LINE! (not to prompt) --not to prompt. That is the question. Whether t'is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of a bad memory, or to take arms against a sea of textual deviations, and...LINE! (by opposing) --by opposing them...LINE! (end) --end...LINE! (them) --end them...LINE! (to prompt, to correct; no more; and by a correction to say we end the heart-ache of a really terrible performance) You didn't have to give me the whole thing! I know it!
June 21, 2011, 04:45 AM
fionchadd
*gratuitously gropes everyone within groping range*


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June 21, 2011, 06:27 AM
D M
*gropes self*

Aw yeah.


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June 21, 2011, 09:45 AM
Maeve
*Tuesday early-afternoon grope*


Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies.


The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive

June 21, 2011, 04:40 PM
Alinda, the lost girl in long stockings
*gropes thread and just about anyone in it*


"If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl
"I still love the book-ness of books, the smell of books: I am a book fetishist - books to me are the coolest and sexiest and most wonderful things there are." Neil Gaiman
"Even so, there is no excuse for putting pineapple on pizza." Terry Pratchett

Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately?
"Continued exposure to the Lost Girl's avatar causes people to forget how to count and to repeat things." Joe_3Heads

I obey the Alaura
High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement
June 23, 2011, 05:45 AM
the other duncan
Excuse me, but has anyone seen a grope lying around here somewhere? I swear I had one when I came in...


(not his real name)
June 23, 2011, 07:22 AM
JP
You mean this one?
*gropes duncan*
*flails about groping randomly*


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