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.flirts shamelessly with Mean Old Man. |
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Of course. My intellectual property attorneys will have the user agreement on your desk within 24 hours. *starts picking out yachts* OoOOooh.... The Scharnhorst!  |
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Fearless Leader gave me picture of himself. He signed picture and wrote message for me: "Drop Dead." Is nicest thing anyone has done for me.
_______________________________________ SHARRUP YOU MOUTH!!! ----- the world's greatest no-goodnik |
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I'm very fortunate. Good thinks happen to me.
~Now everybody's crying bout the Seventh Son, In the whole round world there is only one; I'm the one, I'm the one, I'm the one, the one they call the Seventh Son~ |
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I have a very cunning hat.
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member  |
*steals Irene's hat and plays Bunny Stormtrooper*
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*Is magnetically drawn to The Wanderer...wonders how he likes his toast in the morning?* I toast therefore I am - It's my raison d'être |
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So, you are saying, dear Talkie Toaster, that you are of the opposite sex to The One Who Wanders?
Very interesting. .adds to notes. |
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Drats!
I toast therefore I am - It's my raison d'être |
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There's this girl see. She's both cooler and prettier than anyone else I've ever known. She asked me to her prom. *gloats*. We're just friends and I'm actually banned from dating her unless she asks me, but still *gloats*
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Don't. Blink. Member  |
I have some really nice, really interesting, and damnit really sexy people in my life - who find me some or all of those things too!
------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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keeping in line with the recent theme - it does not suck to be me because i (think i) have a man!
 ____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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That's awesomes.
 I have a girl, and I love her, we always know exactly what we're talking about, and can tell each other anything, she's funny, spazzy, intelligent, tastes wonderful,she's got fantastic breasts and the sex is absolutely amazing. ______________________________
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salad, hold the hummus. Member  |
I bought an amazing pair of jeans...god bless retail therapy!
Winter is coming! |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member  |
I have the most awesome guy ever. Evidence: he hasn't left me yet
We were just talking dirty, and I was talking about our fantasy of us and another woman, and it got around to the, erm, meal part of the coupling. And I just started giggling. Him: What? Me: I was just thinking, can't you see me down there, all licky touch, and then you here a deep sigh coming from my mouth on her vagina, followed by me in a tiny highpitched voice saying "bored now"? Now I can't get the image out of my head |
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1. I has 10 people who live in my house and love me unconditionally.
2. I have a Twilite Minotaur who adores me. <3 3. I have a job that pays well and that I don't hate. 4. I have a warm bed, comfortable clothes, and a functional car at my disposal. 5. I have many wonderful friends, both online and offline. I is non-sucky robot ____________________________ Future First Lady of Cyberspace Green Robot World the Canadian half of Minobot! |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
I get to go home in an hour and a half!
~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Because the day before yesterday I came back home and saw that the front door stood wide open. Apparently, it hadn't closed properly when the last person (which would be... erm, me) had left several hours before, and the wind (or the cat or whatever) had pushed it open, saying "please plunder here" to everyone passing by.
We live in a busy street; there's even a housing project for juvenile delinquents just a few houses away. Yet, it appears nobody had been to the house. Because if they had, I'm pretty sure they would've taken the laptops from the dining table. At least my husband's laptop, which is pretty expensive. Nobody was also hiding behind the shower curtains, in the closets or under the bed. So I was happy, and put down the Big Impresive Knife I'd fetched from the kitchen. So, it could've sucked to be me, but it did not. ------------------------------------------------- Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn't here. |
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always wears a tie - just not around his neck Member  |
Yeesh, well definately good for you!! I would have gone to total paronoiaville if I came home with the door wide open. Glad you and your stuff are okay.
Head of internal security of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Catnip Master in the order of the Pineapple. |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member  |
It does not suck to be me, because one hovering baby-soul wisely chose itself another mommy to inhabit.
~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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