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Weirdy American Tart Thing Member ![]() |
I'm so sorry. *hugs* from me too Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive | |||
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member ![]() |
Dear Email Applications: Thank you sincerely much for fucking up what should have been a simple copy and paste procedure. If I had not already spent money on it, I would not have even bothered with your complete and utter incompetence. If not for personal experience, I wish it had been my foot that collided with your program instead of the bench a few times. Thanks for the fucking bullshit. sincerely, go fuck yourselves ______________________________ You can't take the sky from me. | |||
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Smartest woman in the world. Member ![]() |
Fuck you, contractors, you STILL have not managed to kill our goddamn blueberry bush! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Parenthetical enthusiast. | |||
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member ![]() |
you want them to kill it? I like blueberries. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Has Been Assimilated. blog or not | |||
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Did something right Member ![]() |
They keep trying to by throwing things on top of it, much to our dismay. ---- My baby is cuter than your baby! | |||
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Smartest woman in the world. Member ![]() |
The poor little thing! It's been squished about four times now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Parenthetical enthusiast. | |||
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member ![]() |
Joccy out the window: "STOP SQUISHING MY HUSBAND'S BERRIES! THE POOR LITTLE THING!" And now you know why they keep doing it. | |||
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Pirate/Zombie/Hero Member ![]() |
FUCK. CANCER. | |||
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Administrator Member ![]() |
This. ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. the parrot... ...gets tiresome. the parrot... ...i ate him. CHIKKINZ? | |||
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Starving Member ![]() |
Fuck you, National Trust. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! | |||
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is tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane Member ![]() |
Seriously. "Legitimate rape". Fuck off. What is wrong with these fucking politicians. High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. -scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav -Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella -The key thing to remember about historians is that we are entirely capable of being objective, empirical and batshit crazy. ~ Dr. Marvinmarymac | |||
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Melittosphex sapiens Member ![]() |
Also on my shit list, men who should know better: John Pilger, Craig Murray, Terry Jones. George Galloway and Assange himself, I wouldn't expect anything better from them. *********************** "bring on the be-tentacled oppressors" - fluffyllama | |||
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is currently hovering somewhere near Saturn Member ![]() |
and Assange apologists. Vivienne Westwood, for fuck's sake. what is WRONG with these people? Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon blog: http://limertillysfoodporn.wordpress.com/ My sister's band, what I am very very proud of: www.bit.ly/toodar | |||
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is imperfectly illuminated Member ![]() |
whats Assange done? --------------- *is currently impressed* | |||
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is currently hovering somewhere near Saturn Member ![]() |
he's hiding out in Ecuador's embassy to avoid facing charges of sexual assault. and asking people to stop the wikileaks "witchhunt". Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon blog: http://limertillysfoodporn.wordpress.com/ My sister's band, what I am very very proud of: www.bit.ly/toodar | |||
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member ![]() |
The flu shot isnt supposed to give you the flu... blargh | |||
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Weirdy American Tart Thing Member ![]() |
Fuck menopause. Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive | |||
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member ![]() |
You had four years. Four years to fix the windows. Four years in which I was barely even here to do all of this shit. And instead of the afternoon, you choose this morning, when I have nowhere else to go, to start this loud obnoxious reconstruction shit BEFORE you even get to my room. I swear to god, this had better be just for today or I am going to stay at a motel for a while. Fucking bullshit. ______________________________ You can't take the sky from me. | |||
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Weirdy American Tart Thing Member ![]() |
It is likely that the cat was dropped off and not merely lost and so I fling a hearty Fuck You to whoever decided to make it Someone Else's Problem. The pitiful kitty cries broke my heart and so I called the neighbour who has cats and a dog who said she would take it in until we could find it a home. Well, no one wanted her. I am allergic (didn't realise how much so until today when it was in a box in my car and I had taken my allergy med and it still made my eyes water and my nose twitch) And neighbour's dog thinks kitty is a snack, so she can't keep kitty even for a week or so. And so, my only recourse was the SPCA, where it may be that she doesn't get adopted, and I have that on my karma. Plus the extra guilt because I wouldn't just take her in, since it seems like the universe really *wants* me to have this cat. And so, Fuck You to the cat dropper-offer. May your bed be infested with fleas. Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive | |||
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is tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane Member ![]() |
You are the most self-absorbed, up your own arsehole, insensitive cunt I have ever met. That was the most awful, disgusting, cheap, despicable thing that you could have done. I know it was just a matter of time until you turned but what a time to do it. I hate you. Fuck off and die. High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. -scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav -Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella -The key thing to remember about historians is that we are entirely capable of being objective, empirical and batshit crazy. ~ Dr. Marvinmarymac | |||
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