The "FUCK YOU" Thread.

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September 28, 2012, 04:50 AM
The "FUCK YOU" Thread.
Dear Respected Ethical Institution,

If what you have done, against the express instructions you have now had from me for, oh, two and a half years, makes my sister any iller than she already is, I will have you in front of the regulatory authorities and have them pursue you to the ends of the earth. You are supposed to be the good guys. Act like it.

Fuck you.


"bring on the be-tentacled oppressors" - fluffyllama
November 01, 2012, 02:37 PM
Artguy C.
Dear Hormones-

FUCK YOU you fucking SHJT-for-brained little assholes!

Bring back the woman that I married, because You SUCK!!!

Let's go you little fuckers. CHOP CHOP!!!
November 08, 2012, 02:33 PM
Artguy C.
Wait- maybe this was intended for the 'Letters You Will Never Send' thread.

I'm apparently too penitent of a member for my conscience to handle saying the word: "Fuck" online anymore.
November 25, 2012, 01:20 PM
Dear Facebook, I think my four-month-old daughter just had a seizure and I'm freaking out. Should I call the doctor?


There are not enough "fucks" to describe my absolute rage at you, you idiot woman. I was hoping the ability to be an unfit mother didn't run in the family, but you're doing a pretty good job of proving me wrong.


November 27, 2012, 09:34 AM
Once again, a big FUCK YOU to cancer.

Oh, and I'm definitely seconding the WHAT THE FUCK?! about that FB post, Smalltown.
December 19, 2012, 01:45 PM
So, Mike Huckabee thinks the shootings were caused because the US "removed God from Schools", James Dobson thinks its because of Gay marriage.

Predictable, yes, but still a Fuck you moment.

*is currently impressed*
February 04, 2013, 08:31 PM
You bitch if we help you. You bitch if we don't help you. We made an incredible effort to take you in and care for you, and you repay us with a constant barrage of insults and belittling my mother to tears? I swear, if you weren't so old that one punch would turn you to dust I would lay you out flatter than a god damned board.

What really kills me is you call yourself a Christian and sit there judging people all damn day because they don't measure up to the standards you set for them. Look in the mirror; neither do you!

Everyone tells me that it's because you're sick. You're not that sick. Forgetful, yes. Sick? No. You're just a bitter old bitch and right now I'm ashamed to be any relation to you at all.

(Logical? No. Does it make me feel better? Yes.)

"You see this iron!? I'm putting it in my bag!! I want you to pay attention 'cause this is going to be VERY important later!!"

I am here under duress. Save me!
February 12, 2013, 04:46 AM
Oh, fuck cancer. Fuck it hard.

"bring on the be-tentacled oppressors" - fluffyllama
February 12, 2013, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by Hive:
Oh, fuck cancer. Fuck it hard.

I came here to say something very similar mostly because its been one year rather than anything new.

I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not.

the parrot... ...gets tiresome.
the parrot... ...i ate him.

May 31, 2013, 02:02 AM
If I had been there, it would have been interesting to see if I could have beaten you to death before the police arrived.

I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
December 24, 2013, 04:28 PM
Fuck YOU, TM's aunt, for being all pissy at him for no reason and saying things that could easily send him into a funk the day before Christmas. Fuck you so much.
He LIKES his job, thanks, and are you fucking aware of the life changes we'd - as a family THAT YOU ARE NOT FUCKING PART OF - have to make if he decided to go back to school? Regardless of whether you'd pay for it or not, who'd pay the fucking RENT?
He's happy in his job, we have a happy fulfilling life, and we have a fucking SECOND CHILD on the way. He's NOT fucking going to get his Masters in some random degree because YOU have some weird competition with your brother.
And by the way? TM is NOT YOUR SON. He's your nephew. Fuck off.

boldly going somewhere
Originally Registered: June 14, 2007
February 03, 2014, 07:41 PM
Fuck you Verizon.

Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies.

The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive