|Dane Cook's Final Horcrux|
"I'm not *assuming* you're stupid, I'm drawing a reasonable conclusion from the evidence you provided"
tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz
I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
Rome wasn't built in a day. But I wasn't on that particular job. - Brian Clough
"Hey lady, were you a virgin when you got married? Cause you don't sound like a bitter ol bitch at ALL!"
in my defense, I was psychotic at the time... which puts this at just over half a decade old, damn...
I have heard the Languages of Apocalypse,
and now I shall embrace the silence.
"...you really don't have the tiniest shred of self-knowledge, do you?"
(not directed at anyone on the board!)
"bring on the be-tentacled oppressors" - fluffyllama
|Are you my mummy?|
Phone rings,"I need a medium anuscope to the ER stat!"
????What on this earth could make an anuscope "stat" and how the fuck do you know you need a size medium?????
"Ok, on the way."
|is like fusion cuisine, if Canada can be seen as having a cuisine.|
"Oh wow, the dead dry flame-hazard of a Christmas tree is still up. In May."
(upon walking into my in-laws' home last night...)
It is not happy people who are thankful.
It is thankful people who are happy. ~ Unknown
Originally Registered: June 14, 2007
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