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Originally posted by Yepa:
It has to be big and floppy in the beginning, and I have to chance outfits atleast three times during the song!

Yepa girl, how about a layered costume with a thin shimmering off-the-shoulder red gown to offset those eyes fastened by side clasps you can discard (Or have one of your dancers pull away to reveal a sumptous ballgown with a plunging neckline and shiny red leather shoes. Beneath that we can have figure hugging basque with lots of ties that lifts and pushes forward your chest?

*takes birch twig*

*thwacks Fallen*

HA!

I wear plate armoured underpants. Useful when set upon by bottom obsessed Southern gals but a bit of pain when you want to use the garderobe..

*chases Milady Katza with his sword*

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Originally posted by The First of the Fallen:

*chases Milady Katza with his sword*

*wheels out large electro-magnet and turns it on. a large humming noise is followed by a lound CLANG!*

ha! that's what you get for wearing so much metal.

Hmm... Red. I like it!

I can read your mind you see and boy is that an interesting book...

*Thwaks Fallen like he's never been twaked before!* Ha!!

Wait... You're just trying to divert my attention, so I'll forget what this thread is all about!!

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There! That should do it!

You do know that hitting steel plate with a wooden stick is basically ineffectual right? That`s why your Norse ancestors used to put an axehead on the end when they raided my country.

English peasant 1: "Hmm.. there`s a bunch of guys by a stranded longship waving sticks at us"

English peasant 2: " Oh arr, we can`t have that. Pick up your scythe and let`s have a smorgasbord"

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