i can't remember the exact wording, regrettably. it was, um, 6 years ago? give or take a year. but when he was... er... finished, he DID say amen.

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Originally posted by Limertilly:
i can't remember the exact wording, regrettably. it was, um, 6 years ago? give or take a year. but when he was... er... finished, he DID say amen.

You sure he did not say "Gesundheit"?

yes, i'm sure.

The English are not a passionate people.

Are you sure he wasn't just clearing his throat, "Ah-hem"?

what would a more passionate person do?
burst into song?
perhaps warble "you were the best...better than all the rest...you were so sublime, that i'll remember you until the end of time"?

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what would a more passionate person do?

"get up and do it again, Amen" -- Jackson Brown "The Pretender", The Pretender (1976)

so insatiability = passion?

although i have to admit...actions do speak much louder than words sometimes.

It certainly indicates appreciation.

i've found that it's harder for the man to keep up...when i get going.

Try younger, or recommend they talk to their pharmacist.

i do usually skew younger...but even in the young, the recovery time isn't that fast...it's biologically impossible. as you know, we have different equipment.

Take a young pharmacist as a lover.

that would seem too incestuous...since i have a family member who is one. but perhaps i need someone who has ready access to a young pharmacist...or to some spanish fly. although i have heard that can become somewhat painful for a man...i'm sure a woman would have no problem with it.

and the thought of men younger than 60 popping Viagra seems absurd to me.

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but perhaps i need someone who has ready access to a young pharmacist

Bend or find a bent physcian.

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the thought of men younger than 60 popping Viagra seems absurd to me.

How do you think pr0n is filmed?

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Originally posted by Black Jacque:

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but perhaps i need someone who has ready access to a young pharmacist

Bend or find a bent physcian.

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the thought of men younger than 60 popping Viagra seems absurd to me.

How do you think pr0n is filmed?

are you suggesting illicit activities?
i'm too "straight and narrow" to go down that path.

and i don't think too much about prOn...because i don't watch it. it just doesn't do anything for me...except make me laugh sometimes. i'll tell you a little story about the first time i ever saw prOn...it was back in the old days...before the internet. my university had an annual tradition of showing one prOn movie in the student union...and i have no idea when that started...probably before they allowed female students. and the guys on my dorm floor dared any girl to go attend the showing with them...and even offered a cash bribe...and i was the only girl who went along...more as a favor to my best male friend (the one who later became my boyfriend) than any other reason. the movie was incredibly lame...it was entitled "Wanda Whips Wall Street." perhaps it appealed to the crowd that gets excited when women strip out of their business suits and get busy servicing men under, over, and behind office desks. but i couldn't stop snickering throughout the entire thing.

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Originally posted by Limertilly:
i can't remember the exact wording, regrettably. it was, um, 6 years ago? give or take a year. but when he was... er... finished, he DID say amen.

nice.

the husband made an utterly ridiculous comment once, something like, "so this is what heaven feels like." it was a good thing my face was in his crotch at the time; he didn't need to see me laughing at him, poor guy.

but my favorites are when there's just an immediate collapse afterwards with no prospects of getting him to move for a while.

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Originally posted by Babylon the Bride:
What are older guys called?

Lechers

(Just realized I missed my first board anniversary!)

[ahem]

You were saying my dear....

Horny old goats?

*is helpful*