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*Beez and Son+ fall over laughing*


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Posts: 21597 | Location: mpls, mn. | Registered: March 24, 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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What Furious doesn't know is that we secretly replaced
his competent and speedy WalMart clerk with F*That's
Instant Smelly Crystals now available in Smell-o-Vision.
Furious, how did they compare?


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BLOODY MOTHER-FUCKING SON OF A COCK-SUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't need this. I really don't. I shouldn't have to worry about getting hassled (or worse) as I go to the bank, get my nails done, and pick up dinner before I head home.

And don't fucking tell me I'm discriminating against blacks and hispanics. The white assholes are still assholes. But a white girl telling a white person off is QUITE different (around here anyway) from a white girl telling a black or hispanic person off. Call it reverse discrimination, if you like. Apparently I'm supposed to ignore any threatening or simply rude behavior since my "people" created their current "situation". Shitheads. I need the hell out of this neighborhood.


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Posts: 3940 | Location: Sacramento, CA, US | Registered: August 17, 2001Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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quote:
Originally posted by Weeble: Cubicle Warrior, Rahr!:
What Furious doesn't know is that we secretly replaced
his competent and speedy WalMart clerk with F*That's
Instant Smelly Crystals now available in Smell-o-Vision.
Furious, how did they compare?


It's crap! Big Grin

and

Epic Movie
Rating of Fury: F


To be fair, there's a couple of funny jokes, but this is the DVD you show unwanted guests.
 
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"I will to my Lord be true and faithful, and love all which he loves and shun all which he shuns."
 
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*puts helmet on DM*


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Arrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!!!

My hands itch!!!

Stupid ezcema.


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Posts: 24290 | Location: Pennsylvania | Registered: November 21, 2002Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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*looks at previous response to DM*

*ponders*

*puts hand-shaped helmets on Gia's hands*

Oh, and prescription lotion, that too.


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Engine light came on driving to work this morning.

What the hell else is gonna happen this week?

Fuck...


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Oh man...
I'm sorry it's such a crappy week, Matt. I hope it gets better. Frown

*hugs*


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Posts: 11867 | Location: Bouncing round in bathrooms! | Registered: October 19, 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Aw, Matt, that's a major sucky week. I hope you are having a good weekend to make up for it.

My check engine light came on for 4 days last month, the mechanic said I could keep driving it until my diagnostic appointment since it wasn't making any weird sounds or doing anything odd. So the night before my appointment, the check engine finally went off! Yay!
(but, um, this afternoon it came back on...  Boo!)


*hugs TGAmy*
Amy, give that to Matt for me, okay?


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Originally posted by Weeble:
Aw, Matt, that's a major sucky week. I hope you are having a good weekend to make up for it.

My check engine light came on for 4 days last month, the mechanic said I could keep driving it until my diagnostic appointment since it wasn't making any weird sounds or doing anything odd. So the night before my appointment, the check engine finally went off! Yay!
(but, um, this afternoon it came back on...  Boo!)


*hugs TGAmy*
Amy, give that to Matt for me, okay?

Yeah, mine came on a couple weeks ago. Same sort of deal, kept driving until my appointment (4 days). They checked it out and you know what it was? I needed a new gascap. Yep, a $7 gas cap. You could give that a try, Mattvid, just get a new one at Autozone or something. They might even be able to do a free diagnostic for you. If it comes back "Evaporation leak" it could be fixed by the new gascap. I don't know if you get one if that'll make the light go off by itself or if you need Autozone or someone reset the light, but it could be all you need. Maybe. Hopefully.


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just that, really. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

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Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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I can't give you any more help here, Limer, than I can over IM. But I'll give you more *hugs* 'cause you need them.

*hugs*


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Everything's a fucking travesty with you Walter!



Walter is what I call my mosquito.


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Bonnaroo:

Next weekend, bands such as The Police, Gogol Bordello, the Black Keys, Flaming Lips, etc, are playing at a 4 day concert, not more than 60 miles from us. Tickets are expensive ($200 each), but well worth it, if you could go all weekend.

Neither of us knew it was so soon until tonight, and CG has to work Frown

FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!


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oh JESUS FUCKING CHRIST...I'm so sick of fucking prima donnas!!!

FUCKING FUCK OF FUCKERS!!!!!


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FUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF!


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