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Has no front teeth Member |
*Beez and Son+ fall over laughing*
______________________ “Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.” ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit! |
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Poster of the year, 2007 Member ![]() |
What Furious doesn't know is that we secretly replaced his competent and speedy WalMart clerk with F*That's Instant Smelly Crystals now available in Smell-o-Vision. Furious, how did they compare? ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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Pirate/Zombie/Hero Member |
BLOODY MOTHER-FUCKING SON OF A COCK-SUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't need this. I really don't. I shouldn't have to worry about getting hassled (or worse) as I go to the bank, get my nails done, and pick up dinner before I head home. And don't fucking tell me I'm discriminating against blacks and hispanics. The white assholes are still assholes. But a white girl telling a white person off is QUITE different (around here anyway) from a white girl telling a black or hispanic person off. Call it reverse discrimination, if you like. Apparently I'm supposed to ignore any threatening or simply rude behavior since my "people" created their current "situation". Shitheads. I need the hell out of this neighborhood. |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member ![]() |
It's crap! and Epic Movie Rating of Fury: F To be fair, there's a couple of funny jokes, but this is the DVD you show unwanted guests. |
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member |
*bangs head against wall of thread*
"I will to my Lord be true and faithful, and love all which he loves and shun all which he shuns." |
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Poster of the year, 2007 Member ![]() |
*puts helmet on DM*
~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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Assistant *fwap*er Member |
Arrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!!!
My hands itch!!! Stupid ezcema. ******************************** The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip. ~~ Terry Pratchett |
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Poster of the year, 2007 Member ![]() |
*looks at previous response to DM*
*ponders* *puts hand-shaped helmets on Gia's hands* Oh, and prescription lotion, that too. ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member ![]() |
Engine light came on driving to work this morning.
What the hell else is gonna happen this week? Fuck... |
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has no member title Member |
Oh man...
I'm sorry it's such a crappy week, Matt. I hope it gets better. *hugs* __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Poster of the year, 2007 Member ![]() |
Aw, Matt, that's a major sucky week. I hope you are having a good weekend to make up for it.
My check engine light came on for 4 days last month, the mechanic said I could keep driving it until my diagnostic appointment since it wasn't making any weird sounds or doing anything odd. So the night before my appointment, the check engine finally went off! Yay! (but, um, this afternoon it came back on... Boo!) *hugs TGAmy* Amy, give that to Matt for me, okay? ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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Do or do not. There is no try. Member |
Yeah, mine came on a couple weeks ago. Same sort of deal, kept driving until my appointment (4 days). They checked it out and you know what it was? I needed a new gascap. Yep, a $7 gas cap. You could give that a try, Mattvid, just get a new one at Autozone or something. They might even be able to do a free diagnostic for you. If it comes back "Evaporation leak" it could be fixed by the new gascap. I don't know if you get one if that'll make the light go off by itself or if you need Autozone or someone reset the light, but it could be all you need. Maybe. Hopefully. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I live for three things: The Girls, football, and live jazz. What do you live for? Let passion drive you. |
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Surprise Inspector Member |
just that, really. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Assistant *fwap*er Member |
I can't give you any more help here, Limer, than I can over IM. But I'll give you more *hugs* 'cause you need them.
*hugs* ******************************** The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip. ~~ Terry Pratchett |
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Yahr! Member ![]() |
Everything's a fucking travesty with you Walter!
Walter is what I call my mosquito. ~ Gal-El Non-technical questions sometimes don't have an answer at all. ~ Linus Torvalds. |
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is huge in Japan Member ![]() |
Bonnaroo:
Next weekend, bands such as The Police, Gogol Bordello, the Black Keys, Flaming Lips, etc, are playing at a 4 day concert, not more than 60 miles from us. Tickets are expensive ($200 each), but well worth it, if you could go all weekend. Neither of us knew it was so soon until tonight, and CG has to work FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! ________________________________________________________________________________________________ |
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member |
*swears profusely*
______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member |
*blows up more stuff*
______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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has a partial eclipse of the heart Member |
oh JESUS FUCKING CHRIST...I'm so sick of fucking prima donnas!!!
FUCKING FUCK OF FUCKERS!!!!! -Captain Silky, Queen of the Heartless Bitches YAHR! (by popular demand) |
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is imperfectly illuminated Member ![]() |
FUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF!
**************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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